Life-sized Leia, You’re Our Only Hope

The best way for us nerds to score chicks is to focus on ladies that have mobility problems. In other words, trouble running away from our squealing voices. Instead of focusing on paraplegics (as sexy as they are), this Life-sized Princess Leia model has nowhere to run, and couldn’t run even if she did have somewhere to run too.

With the hordes of Star Wars schlock released constantly, the 5-ft tall Leia doll looks a little too “cartoon-y” for our tastes, but hey, if thats your thing, all the power to ya. No details on if she’s anatomically correct. Sorry pervs. Not your thing? Check out the Yoda Backpack for role-playing. — Andrew Dobrow

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