‘Mind of a Ninja, Body of a Manatee’ T-Shirt is Disgustingly Accurate

Us geeks are sharp. We’ve got what it takes, mentally, the intellectual acuity, if you will, to take on the tasks of a sacred ninja. It’s a shame our bodies are so ridiculously amorphous.

Let’s be realistic. If you thought the Montauk Monster was hideous, you should see me what I get out of the shower.

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