What man wouldn’t want to look down after evacuating his bladder to see the long legged Mud Flap girl, waiting for you to press down on her? Now truckers and Nascar fan’s alike can enjoy this pleasant piece of Americana to add to their bathroom decor. What’s the fun in having a normal flusher, anyway? Show your redneck spirit, even when on the can and out-hick all of your redneck friends! Maybe now you won’t “forget” to flush, big guy. Available in chrome and satin pewter. — Andrew Dobrow