Nerd Auction Exchanges Computer Skills For Makeover, Dates

I Love Nerds

The Linux Users Group at Washington State University is hoping to bankroll their computer skills in exchange for the possibility, albeit remote, of finally touching a boob. The president of the group writes:

“You can buy a nerd and he’ll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you’re really adventurous, take you to dinner!”

The group is currently soliciting help from various sororities in an attempt to spruce up their image. They hope to recruit more women into computer science programs and, to a greater extent, help make them less pasty and weird looking in the eyes of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, no one has taken them up on this epic challenge as of yet. � Sean Fallon

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7 comments

  1. I believe if the nerds wants some female influences, they are going to have to go to the girls that are a bit more open about what they do then the sorority girls. I.E. Prostitutes.

  2. why does that chick have a golden dead dude on her neck??

    hahahahaha – as a geek, I’m already turned off.

  3. good one biff.

  4. I’d like to report that I both run Linux and am perfectly capable of touching boobs!

    … Damn stereotyping.

    On the other hand, Hilariousness all around. Reminds me of my program… poor Software Engineers.

  5. Hi, I’m a comp. sci. major AND a girl *gasp*. I’ll admit that there are almost none at my school, though. I’m a bit new to it (as I switched from music), but I got an A in my Java class ^.^ PS never go to Sorostitutes for help. They’ll just puke on you and probably give you an STD if you touch them. I only say this because I lived with 3.

  6. Now all I need is a shirt that says, ‘I HATE FAT CHICKS’.

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