You know that guy who doesn’t go out too often and is way too good with power tools? Yeah, I don’t like him either. But it’s not because he’s a prick or that he smells like model glue. It’s because deep down I envy his ability to turn a two-way radio and some string into a go-kart, or a NES cartridge into a NES console.
Seriously. This is just unfair, man. But more than that, I find it incredible that NES hardware can still operate after nearly 30 years. How can a Nintendo last 30 years but my Xbox 360 craps out after a month?
It’s not right, dammit.