You don’t need to travel all the way to Mordor to enjoy the fiery wrath of Sauron.
Bohemian Alp Designs’ Lord of the Rings One Ring firepit isn’t the only way to enjoy a smoldering flame on a chilly fall night, but it’s certainly the geekiest.
Firepits are one of my favorite parts of autumn. Second only to prancing through the forest pretending I’m an elemental tree fairy. My hairy legs look fantastic in a tutu. Leaves crunching under my ballet flats. UGH, WHAT A RUSH!
This gives me the perfect opportunity to sit around in front of an open flame repeating “my precious”, in my very best Gollum voice. Plotting revenge on that dirty hobbitses. Ugh, I’m so lonely.
Get your own for $500. Or 3,000 hobbit livers. That is if you can resist the temptation to eat them.