Desktops At Starbucks: You’ve Been Punk’d

If you’re one of those trendy little shits that camps out at Starbucks to steal their WiFi, you know that the cafes are crowded with others just like you. Notebooks in hand, ready for some free Internet access. A few pranksters from the comedy troupe Improv Everywhere set up house at a Starbucks, fully equipped with full desktop computers and ...

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Strap-On Chair: Less Painful Than A Real Strap-On

My woman says she’d do anything for me. Just to prove this point, I’m thinking about whipping up my own Strap-On Chair. If she’ll act as my own personal mobile piece of furniture for me, I can just about prove that she’d do most anything for me. I’m already filled with doubt about the subject. The last time I asked ...

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ECG On The Road: Check Your Ticker

Hearts are-a racing. The warmer seasons are approaching and you know what that means. The ladies are going to be flocking to the streets wearing some pretty skimpy outfits. Don’t put yourself in risk of having yet another cleavage induced heart attack. Carry around a portable ECG device. The portable ECG lets you check your heart stability when out-and-about on ...

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YUBZ Makes The Wireless Become Wired

Cellphones are getting so small these days that you totally lose your cool factor by having your phone be so inconspicuous. I, for one, want people to know that I have an awesome phone. If you feel the need to draw some attention to your mobile life, YUBZ has created an old-style telephone receiver to add on to your cellphone. ...

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Playboy Towel Allows You To Dream

When it comes down to it, there is an extremely small population of ladies who will ever make it to the pages of Playboy. Playboy bunnies are a very exclusive bunch. We doubt that laying on a Playboy Towel will fool anyone into thinking you are Hefner material, but it might just make you feel slightly better about your homely ...

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Indiana Jones Raiders Of The Lost ArtFX Statue Fits Everything In

A movie such as Indiana Jones, where action and story twists come plentiful and often is hard to sum up in a few details. A concept called ArtFX combines the key points of movies with vivid detail, all into a three-dimensional culture-packed collage. The Indiana Jones Raiders Of The Lost Ark ArtFX statue shows how successful the concept can be. ...

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Spacestation Lifts And Seperates

If you’re not the DIY type, then the project we told you about a while ago which helps you declutter your desk isn’t going to do much good. And if you have a crap load of wires, then a small aid like the diminutive Wall Cleats won’t help much either. For a cable tangle of super-sized caliber, the Spacestation is ...

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Shower Curtain Calender Reminds You To Shower Tommorow

Personal hygiene is extremely important these days. The way you appear and smell is the making of a good or bad first impression. Though in order to make those first impressions, you have to know when you have meetings. Why not mix the two life tasks together? The Shower Curtain Calender reminds you of any upcoming events you have, so ...

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One Man Shy And His Ever Changing Penis Size

The One Man series of gadgets is a favorite of ours, but wow, the things time can change. Not so long ago we talked about One Man Stuck, which featured One Man (also known as Mr. P) with a penis large enough to act as a wine cork (pretty huge for his size in relation), yet One Mac Shy has ...

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Nubrella: Because Our Hands Are Busy

On rainy days, having to carry around an umbrella can be a huge drag. We have more important things to do with our hands than lug around an umbrella, such as playing with our phones and readjusting our testicles when the humidity makes them stick to our thigh. The Nubrella is a hands-free umbrella which allows your hands free access ...

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