If you’re not the DIY type, then the project we told you about a while ago which helps you declutter your desk isn’t going to do much good. And if you have a crap load of wires, then a small aid like the diminutive Wall Cleats won’t help much either. For a cable tangle of super-sized caliber, the Spacestation is ...
Read More »Shower Curtain Calender Reminds You To Shower Tommorow
Personal hygiene is extremely important these days. The way you appear and smell is the making of a good or bad first impression. Though in order to make those first impressions, you have to know when you have meetings. Why not mix the two life tasks together? The Shower Curtain Calender reminds you of any upcoming events you have, so ...
Read More »One Man Shy And His Ever Changing Penis Size
The One Man series of gadgets is a favorite of ours, but wow, the things time can change. Not so long ago we talked about One Man Stuck, which featured One Man (also known as Mr. P) with a penis large enough to act as a wine cork (pretty huge for his size in relation), yet One Mac Shy has ...
Read More »Nubrella: Because Our Hands Are Busy
On rainy days, having to carry around an umbrella can be a huge drag. We have more important things to do with our hands than lug around an umbrella, such as playing with our phones and readjusting our testicles when the humidity makes them stick to our thigh. The Nubrella is a hands-free umbrella which allows your hands free access ...
Read More »Keep Your Pussy On Lockdown With RFID Catflap
If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your ...
Read More »Digital Cellphone Tattoo Powered By Your Juices
This concept from John Mielke would implant a special device under your skin which communicates via Bluetooth to your gadgets. Using a special smart-ink pixel painted on to your skin, the device projects a digital tattoo of a phone on your skin which you can interact with like a touchscreen. There’s even the potential to transmit 3G video conversations on ...
Read More »Mobile Search Device From The Future
The future of Internet searching has a strong future, especially as long as companies like the world-dominating Google keep making the most of mobility and advanced search algorithms. The Internet Search: Mobile Version incorporates a touchscreen, built-in camera, WiFi, Google Map and Search, and image recognition to produce a search platform like nothing we’ve never seen. If you’re wondering what ...
Read More »Mouse For The Archaeologist
The Skeleton Mouse might be designed a little on the morbid side. Hell, who are we kidding, it’s a mouse made to look like a decomposed corpse. Archaeologists and grave diggers alike will have a fun time with this one. The species known as mousicus bonicus was thought to be long since extinct, but you can have a piece of ...
Read More »The Six-Fingered Man Is In Deep Shit Now
If the recent Fake Steve Jobs mock turtleneck wasn’t enough to get you all hot and bothered, maybe a Princess Bride reference will be more fitting? Using the classic line from the movie as a design point, this shirt has a fake name tag which says “Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” So ...
Read More »Staircase Library: Step Up The Lit
So you want something that will help you get organized similar to the Storage In Stairs, but you find yourself too squashed by your massive book collection to move around your house. The Spacesaver Staircase Library merges the two issues, creating one solution. The Staircase Library utilizes all of its space by creating book shelves in the space under each ...
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