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A nightclub on wheels should be no surprise in the day of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Laziness in return for luxury is becoming the norm around the A-List teeny-boppers, and a Hummer night club couldn’t make that any clearer unless then Hummer fell flat on your head (which would also hurt pretty bad). The Triple Axle 8 Wheel Hummer ...

Senile senior citizens cannot be trusted. As much as I love to laugh at the frequently falling and hip-breaking demographic, I also know a life with seniors is no picnic. As senility wins over their feeble tissue masses which used to be called active and functioning brains, they start reverting back to simple childhood curiosities. The difference is, that seniors ...

Slippers. Most commonly worn by hospital patients and sleepy-eyed senior citizens. The Joy Slippers are a substitution for a mouse and joystick, controlled via foot movements. The best thing about the slippers is that you can make them yourself with a step-by-step DIY.

� Violent Wii players are having a good week. First there was the gaming console that can be thrown at shit, than there was the Wii Nurf Blaster, and now we offer you another cozy ditty of violence and mayhem. This DIY project turns your Wiimote into a pretty nice looking pistol, which is sure to add a realistic edge ...

A rogue U.S. satellite is threatening to plummet into the Earth in March, but don’t worry, our government has got us covered. And we know they’ve never let us down before! Oh, that big shiny thing plummeting straight towards your new home? Don’t worry, nothing to see here.

Check out this dream device. Inspired by way too many bathroom breaks interrupting time with the MacBook Air, meet the Air Poo. The toilet for the true Apple fanboy. Complete with a docking station for the Air, an iPod dock, multi-touch flushing, integrated surround sound, and a heated seat to protect your tender tushy, the Air Poo is a fake ...

What’s with gamblers and watches? This is the second gambling theme watch we’ve seen, the other being the excellent Girard Perregaux Jackpot watch. Though unlike the Jackpot, the Roulette Watch scuttles away from the slot machine to the exciting spinning roulette table.

The Hamburger Phone which appeared in the movie Juno caused quite a stir among meat enthusiast everywhere, but what about a pre-cooked version of one of our favorite meats. The Pig Phone makes us crave for a slice of crispy bacon.

Johnny Cash, rest his soul, might need to have someone release a new version of his song “Hey Porter” to better survive the test of time, because this porter doesn’t have a pulse. The RoboPorter holds your luggage for you and transports it to your beckon call. The Kita Kyushu airport in Japan offers RoboPorters to guide you and your ...

Has your aura been feeling rather bleak lately? Winter cold symptoms and poor vaginal hygiene got you down? The Aura from Frog Design is a new method of modern medicine. The device monitors your health and treatments, while offering ideas for alternative medicine and offering warnings and visual signals if a patient is flat-lining.