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OMG, Fallout Boy is teh hotness LOLZ. But for real. This is the Ladybug dock from Vestalife and Element Skateboarding. Looking like something straight from the Hot Topic catalog, the dock features a super badass skull and bones! Argh! A dock for emo kids and pirates? Or are they one and the same now? Even more gimmicky, the Ladybug features ...

You are sure to have a friend who is very protective of their car. Maybe you are that person. Either way, you know that look that means “Lay a finger on the hood and I’ll shove a jack up your ass.” Much like a real life Bubble Boy, the CarCapsule domes your vehicle in an anti-static and flame retardant layer ...

If you’re a smoker, you know that smoking outside in the winter is a very unpleasant experience. If you smoke gloveless, your hands feel like they are freezing over. If you smoke with gloves, your hands are warm, but holding the cigarette becomes an obstacle. These Smoking Mittens make polluting your lungs an easier experience. Unless you’re using one of those ...

What would you say if we told you that scientists believe that future nanobots might be powered by the energetic little baby makers which live in the darkness of your scrotum? In fact, researchers have issued a preliminary report that states that sperm might be the perfect fuel to light a fire in the asses of nanobots. A research project ...

From where else could a gadget like this exist, but Japan. This finger massager looks great for relieving those aches and pains caused by excessive text messaging, which I’ll be the first to admit, plagues my ligaments of steel at times. The finger massager uses Germanium, which heats up the device when it is in use for a warm sensation. ...

Even if your parents were smarter than mine, and actually told you that the Easter Bunny didn’t actually exist, instead of letting you find out at the age of 20 from your girlfriend, the Easter spirit is still a strong one in the mind’s of adults. This USB Egg Cluster is a cool holiday-themed decoration for making your house filled ...

We understand that Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are all above the legal age of consent. Well, a decent amount above the legal age. But it is women like this that middle aged men fantasize about. Which makes them jailbait in our minds. Aside from the creepiness, Think has released a set of skateboard decks inscribed with the ...

After a long day of work, couples like to hibernate in their dens of love, entwined in their lover’s embrace. Though a problem often arises. Where the hell do I put this arm? One arm always winds up uncomfortably contorted under your body, with dreams of amputation drifting through your brain. The Love Mattress solves this problem by adding in ...

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This AtGames Mega Drive Portable allows you to take 20 pre-loaded Sega Genesis games on the road. Featuring a backlit LCD color screen (which supposedly is pretty decent for its small size), the Mega Drive can be played on your TV as well, through a RCA hookup. The Mega Drive features Genesis favorites such as Sonic and Knuckles, Ristar, Alex ...