Hello Kitty Water Cooler: It really never ends

Back in June, I asked in a desperate plea to the people at Hello Kitty, “When will the madness end?”, when they announced a Hello Kitty LaVie G notebook. Their newest product answers that question with a resounding “Dream on, sucker.” The Hello Kitty Water Beverage Dispenser offers what many water coolers already do, though with a pretty and pink ...

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Mr. T’s Mohawk Class And Other New WoW Commericials

� Blizzard has added a set of new World Of Warcraft commercials to their official WoW site. So far they have posted versions with Mr. T, who claims to have a Night Elf Mohawk, despite the lack of a Mohawk class (though Mr. T claims to have expert computer skills), and William Shatner making his own appearance, admitting to being ...

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Cool Stuff We Missed – 11/16/07

Finger Warming Keyboard [Amazon] – For ultra toastyness while you click away.People use IM to hook up then break up [Ars Technica] – Something tells me the majority of this survey was taken with the 14-17 age demographic.Wall-Mounted Shoe Dryer [Core77] – Something about hanging sopping wet shoes on a device plugged into a wall socket doesn’t seem too safe ...

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SpaCapsule Mixes Sci-Fi Roleplaying And The Royal Treatment

SpaCapsule might resemble some personal flying pod from the far future of 2009, or maybe a movie prop from 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the SpaCapsule has something that old HAL would be envious of… iPod compatibility. While enjoying precious automated bodywork massages and aromatherapy, theres no need to leave your media player behind. SpaCapsule contains “light-source video programs, touch-screen ...

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Leon Speakers Seven: On-Wall Loudness

The new Leon Speakers Seven are two massive on-wall speakers which include two 7″ Eton Long Throw Woofers and a Raven R2 Ribbon Tweeter for catching those high and low bass and treble clicks. The frequency range of these bad boys lies between 50Hz-40kHz with each speaker having a power rating of 250watts for some seriously huge sound. And these ...

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Microsoft Game Banned For Hot Alien-Human Lesbian Scene

Singapore has banned the Microsoft game Mass Effect due to a very very sexy lesbian scene which is featured in the game. The scene depicts an alien woman and a human female kissing and caressing each other. I have a question. Is there by any chance any deleted scenes from this game? I would very much like to see them ...

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R2D2 Soy Sauce Bottle

When you head out to a Japanese resturant, sometimes the little bottles restaurants have to hold the soy sauce resemble little robots. I half expect them to walk across the table and pour themselves. And what robot is more appropriate to have a themed soy sauce bottle for than R2D2, the lovable droid from Star Wars. Not only was he ...

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Ballmer Totally Owned By Custom Zune Design

Microsoft was just asking for something like this to happen when they offered custom designs for their portable media player, the Zune. This particualr design was put together by iPhoneSavior.com, with a caricature of Steve Ballmer proclaiming he is a “frigtard”. P.S. Even an animated portrayal of Ballmer without a shirt on is arousing nauseating. This design not only immortalized ...

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TwinMOS Mirror-Surfaced Slider USB Drive

Even the best of us have some legendary lapses of memory, including forgetting where we put the cap to our USB flash drive. The TwinMOS Mobile Disk P1 solves this problem by not even including a cap, instead opting for a sliding mechanism. The device by TwinMOS also has a slick mirrored surface and 6 multicolored LED lights which glow ...

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Robot Camel Jockey Takes The Place Of Children

Up to a year ago when it was outlawed, Qatar camel racers were using children as jockey’s because of their small frames. Not to mention those poor, poor midgets. Weighing only 57 lbs, this Robotic Camel Jockey is much lighter and more aerodynamic then a human, no matter how much you might use the sandpaper on the midgets head. Both ...

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