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Described as “a great watch for your undertaker or gravedigger,” the Cemetery Watch is undoubtedly the world’s premier timepiece for tall, skinny, pale, creepy looking individuals that wear a lot of black. Each handcrafted watch features a coffin, shovel, shrubs, and a caption that reads “We’re the last ones to let you down.” Available for $39.95.�� Sean Fallon Link

I’d like to introduce a whole new writer here at Gearfuse, the excellent Sean Fallon. If Sean’s name sounds familiar to you, it’s because he’s an active tech writer at The Uber-Review and Nerd Approved. From now on you’ll be reading Sean’s daily posts and he’ll be doing his best to bring you an original, tongue-in-cheek view of tech in ...

A Chinese site has posted up live pictures of an unannounced SonyEricsson Cybershot device. Allegedly these pictures are showing a K850i successor with 3x optical zoom. Whilst the front actually looks like a K850i itself, with the d-pad in the middle of small squarish keys, the back looks like an upgrade of K810i. It will be interesting to see how ...

The iPhone Shuffle features only one button. And really, that’s all it needs. Press the button and the iPhone shuffles all of your contacts, calling one at random, ensuing hilarity. You can even make three way calls. Just hold down the call button for another three seconds, and it automatically dials another random number for three way hilarity. And connecting ...

We here at Gearfuse are crazy about the movie Pulp Fiction. We also happen to be bad mother shut yo mouths. This wallet is a full replica of the wallet Jules has in the movie. You know, the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it. Each wallet is 100% leather and even comes with a cheesy California license featuring ...

Could this be the reason Bill Clinton sought other methods of penal stimulation? The Hillary Nutcracker is the perfect nut busting gadget for the satirist in all of us. Hillary’s thighs of steel take the hardness out of hard nutshells. Love her or hate her, this is one hell of a funny gadget. It can even be used in a ...

A while ago we heard that a shop in Hong Kong was taking orders of unlocked iPhones, finally today we’re able to see some proof for that. The iPhone was able to take non-AT&T SIM cards (the one demonstrated here is the Hong Kong CSL network), you can dial out and pick up calls without a problem (video here, dialing ...

It had to be done. Have you been Simpsonized yet? Chances are you have. Don’t worry, we won’t tell. Post your Simpsonized pics :). — Andrew Dobrow Link

Mia Rose, porn star and avid WoW player, was surprised to find her level 70 Undead Warlock banned from from popular MMORPG with apparently no reason. The cause for this consequence? It seems that Mia Rose had starred as a horny elf in a porno flick titled, World of Whorecraft. Apparently, the people over at Blizzard don’t take too kindly ...

Those damn crane games frustrate us so much. All we want it the little stuffed monkey, and we keep getting the ugly gray stuffed rhino. Or sometimes nothing at all. That’s why we usually stick to the “play until you win” type crane games. RoboCrane is a new Japanese crane style game that could make these games interesting again. Users ...