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Read More »World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
Mia Rose, porn star and avid WoW player, was surprised to find her level 70 Undead Warlock banned from from popular MMORPG with apparently no reason. The cause for this consequence? It seems that Mia Rose had starred as a horny elf in a porno flick titled, World of Whorecraft. Apparently, the people over at Blizzard don’t take too kindly ...
Read More »Crane games are out, meet RoboCrane
Those damn crane games frustrate us so much. All we want it the little stuffed monkey, and we keep getting the ugly gray stuffed rhino. Or sometimes nothing at all. That’s why we usually stick to the “play until you win” type crane games. RoboCrane is a new Japanese crane style game that could make these games interesting again. Users ...
Read More »Hyposurface: Not just another brick in the wall
Rarely can us meager humans ever interact with such a powerful force as the Hyposurface will allow. Quoted as being like “controlling a waterfall”, the Hyposurface is a reactive wall that can be programmed to be used with nearly any input, including music, an internet connection, a gyrating human body, and so on. The Hyposurface then moves in conjunction with ...
Read More »“A Piece Of Wood” watch might leave you with splinters
Angular Momentum has designed this watch that looks as if it’s a rotting piece of splintered wood. “A Piece Of Wood” watch is made with sterling silver, dark gray patina, and diamonds to create a luxurious watch that looks like a literal piece of junk. Unlike actual wood, the Wood Watch is water resistant. It also features a self-winding movement ...
Read More »iStraw, personal water filtration makes beverages yum yum
If I wanted to drink tap-water, I’d just drink out of my dog’s bowl. That irony taste just isn’t for me. iStraw is a lightweight polycarbonate straw with its own internal filtration system. Using micro-filtration, the straw removes much of the contamination from a glass of water. The iStraw’s special internal membrane allows for water to be filtered without the ...
Read More »The literal Microsoft Home Server
And we thought Apple fanboys were adamant about their OS? Check out this crazy house which uses the Windows logo as an actual window. We have to admit, this logo looks a lot better as an actual window than an apple would. Next they’ll be a new song called “We Built This City On Microsoft”. — Andrew Dobrow Link
Read More »Chair Suitcase: Pack up a chair and go
This might not be the first portable chair we’ve seen, but it IS the first portable seat that can be packed with junk or luggage, depending on your needs. The Chair Suitcase is a way for travelers to insure they have a place to sit if all of the lobby chairs in the airport are taken. The ingenious design of ...
Read More »The treadmill of the future is omni-directional
Treadmills are usually used solely for cardio workouts, walking in a one way, linear direction. Virtual Space Devices is working on a concept that would make treadmills omni-directional, making the treadmill sense which way you are moving and adapting to that position. You might be asking yourself, why the hell would I care about a new exercising device? The cool ...
Read More »Hitachi develops holographic goodness with 3D stereographic display
Remember that scene in Star Wars where R2-D2 displays a mini-holographic image of Princess Leia, exclaiming her need for a certain Obi-Wan Kenobi? Hitachi is developing a 3D stereographic display that could make a holographic-esque image. Using mirrors to reflect a projected light, the stereographic vision display relies on the reproduction of a single image multiple times using a set ...
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