Nowadays, you can get almost anything Hello Kitty-themed. It reminds of how the Kiss Army was in the late 70’s. Everything was emblazoned with Gene Simmons’ mug. The NEC LaVie G Laptop is disgustingly laced with girly thingamabobs, with Hello Kitty playing a starring roll. Not only is the LaVie as pink as a laptop can get (not even neon, ...
Read More »Costumes aren’t welcome in PS3 Home
We have no idea why Sony is taking such a snobby position with PS3 Home, but they sound like total snots when describing the rules and etiquette of the social interface for the console. They say they are attempting to keep Home “accessible to everyone” by putting certain limitations on the attire your avatar can wear. “If everyone’s walking around ...
Read More »Fake boobs and bubble booty Mouse Pad
Not only are we tech-obsessed, but we also happen to be completely sex-obsessed as well. These anatomically correct mouse pads let your paws have access to a handful of naughty bits wherever you may roam. Made of real silicon, you can nuzzle your arm between a voluptuous set of breasticles, or a bootyful amount of bootay.
Read More »Hummer HT1 Phone is (luckily) not Hummer sized, but already past its prime
Porsche just announced their cellphone, and we guess Hummer felt left out? In totally gaudy move, Hummer has decided that the world was lacking a phone with a camouflage theme. The GSM slider doesn’t really come with special features either, other than a Hummer logo if you consider that cool. The Hummer phone rocks a 2.2 inch touchscreen supporting 262k ...
Read More »Will the real C-3PO please stand up?
C-3PO might be the world’s most emotional (but fictional) robot ever, but Reddy the “real” emotional robot can contort its face to display a pretty broad range of emotions. Creater’s RoboMotio are taking Reddy with a grain of salt, holding off on giving the emoto-robo any legs, just in case it gets too emotional and happens to run off. Reddy’s ...
Read More »Dreamate Sleep Inducer will be a nice new excuse
Next time you’re late to work, you can have a fresh excuse ready for action. “Sorry, sir. I’m trying this new sleep inducer, and it just knocked me out. I’m sure a man of your intelligence and savvy understands.” The Dreammate Sleep Inducer uses the power or acupuncture to improve those sleepless nights. The Dreamate massages the “golden triangle” ...
Read More »Microsoft JP fanned out unannounced iPhone-ish Sharp WM6 device
When you develop a product with a large group of companies, sometimes it is hard to keep everybody’s mouth shut. During the WM6 Japanese Edition press conference this morning, Microsoft was a bit too excited with what they’ve been working on with Sharp and Willcom. So here it goes, up on the screen for the gasping fans, people who have ...
Read More »Porsche P’9521 cellphone is a beauty
Porsche presents their new concept phone, the P’9521 design concept clamshell design phone. The P’9521 has a sleek, squared off design that seems pretty attractive with all of the rounded edge concepts being produced recently. The black and white color is pretty minimalist, as it doesn’t look like a typical shiny and metallic phone, but it seems to have its ...
Read More »X-Keys USB Macro Speed Dial style keyboard attachment
Sure, it might not be the Optimus keyboard, but not everyone can afford to blow a grand on a peripheral. The X-Keys Stick USB attaches on to your keyboard, and acts as a customizable “speed dial”, allowing you to set up the hot keys how you want them. No one likes remembering all of those shortcut combo keys, which is ...
Read More »Darth Vader goes all artsy on us
The Vader Project is just another example of the Star Wars anniversary gone wild. But it sure is a cool one. A slew of artists have come together to present over 60 customized Vader helmets. They all prove to be geek-tacular eye candy. Curator of the Vader Project, Dov Kelemer, says “Star Wars was getting very nerdy … and watching ...
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