Clarion GPS system and entertainment center for your pimped out ride

Clarion Japan has revealed some new details about their fully-packed MAX9700DT car navigation / entertainment system. This thing is going to be absolutley loaded with goodies, but costs as much as most used-cars. All models include a 1-seg TV Tuner, specially made for mobile broadcasts. With so many added features, the GPS system goes underlooked, but with Clarion’s 3D street ...

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The Booze Belt: The beer supply for the handy man

You might remember a little show called Home Improvement, where Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would always have his nondetachable tool belt with him at all times. This is like the same thing, but for violent alcoholics. The Booze Belt insures a constant supply of brew right at your fingertips. It’s the closest thing to intravenously pouring it into your ...

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Jet Airways to offer private quarters

While one airline contemplates adding even more crampage to airplanes, another is focusing on making the intimate first-class seats even more intimate. Which we must say, we must prefer. Jet Airways announced their plans to integrate private suites into their planes which would only house two people. Each passenger has their own wardrobe hanging area, a pullout sleep quarter, along ...

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Go, go, Fire Table: A torch for your living room

The flames will be licking your devilish good looks with the Fuego Fire Table. Don’t lie. You’ll stare at yourself in the mirror making an evil face, pretending you’re one of Satan’s dominion. Haha, we caught you. Totally owned. So when you’re laying around your house, reading a book, cuddled up next to your table, and smell something burning, you ...

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Blu-Ray does Mac, just not by Apple

FastMac recently announced its release of an external Blu-Ray player for the Mac OS X, beating out Apple to the punch of integrating Blu-Ray into the Mac infrastructure. This could be a huge advantage for Blu-Ray over HD DVD now that Mac users will happily have the capability to watch their favorite Blu-Ray movie. The Blu-Ray drive upgrade will allow ...

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Nintendo DS Drinking Games puts the drunk in, uh, drunk

Warning. Do not buy these games for your pre-teen. These Nintendo DS drinking games compare two of mans favorite pastimes, drinking and gaming, for a fun fix of inebriated activities. How do you win? We guess by being the last to pass out. EA games would rather you call them “gourmet information magazines for the adult”. But we’re just gonna ...

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Smart Apron for girly men

Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron. The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. ...

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