Jet Airways to offer private quarters

While one airline contemplates adding even more crampage to airplanes, another is focusing on making the intimate first-class seats even more intimate. Which we must say, we must prefer. Jet Airways announced their plans to integrate private suites into their planes which would only house two people. Each passenger has their own wardrobe hanging area, a pullout sleep quarter, along ...

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Go, go, Fire Table: A torch for your living room

The flames will be licking your devilish good looks with the Fuego Fire Table. Don’t lie. You’ll stare at yourself in the mirror making an evil face, pretending you’re one of Satan’s dominion. Haha, we caught you. Totally owned. So when you’re laying around your house, reading a book, cuddled up next to your table, and smell something burning, you ...

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Blu-Ray does Mac, just not by Apple

FastMac recently announced its release of an external Blu-Ray player for the Mac OS X, beating out Apple to the punch of integrating Blu-Ray into the Mac infrastructure. This could be a huge advantage for Blu-Ray over HD DVD now that Mac users will happily have the capability to watch their favorite Blu-Ray movie. The Blu-Ray drive upgrade will allow ...

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Nintendo DS Drinking Games puts the drunk in, uh, drunk

Warning. Do not buy these games for your pre-teen. These Nintendo DS drinking games compare two of mans favorite pastimes, drinking and gaming, for a fun fix of inebriated activities. How do you win? We guess by being the last to pass out. EA games would rather you call them “gourmet information magazines for the adult”. But we’re just gonna ...

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Smart Apron for girly men

Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron. The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. ...

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Sony PS3 Eye to join hands with Sony’s crappy game selection

The next-gen Sony PS3 Eye couldn’t have been designed any more poor. With sales nose-dropping through America, the very LAST thing Sony needs is an ugly, clunky peripheral. But yet here we are. Displaying exactly that. The Sony PS3 Eye updates a few of its features, such as an added light sensor to make those low-light situations at least manageable. ...

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Lenovo to design 2008 Olympic torch

We wonder if this decision has anything to do with Lenovo being one of the greenest of the big tech companies. Though a torch isn’t really “eco-friendly”. Designing the 2008 Olympic Torch might knock Lenovo down a notch on the green scale. Though with that notched peg, Lenovo is sure to gain a ridiculous amount of name recognition with how ...

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Yellow Pages Booster Seat without the uncomfortable ergonomics

When I was a kid, my Mom would throw me onto a Yellow Pages phone book whenever my height disadvantage was evident. In fact, I still use them from time to time. And boy, do those jagged size hurt my tender ass and thighs. The Yellow Pages booster seat allows for the normalcy of the phone book booster, without the ...

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Virtual Guard Dog digitalizes your home security

[ev type=”youtube” data=”KIUB2lFeECI”][/ev] It’s understandable why some people don’t like dogs. They smell, they’re always feeding on your treasures, and some people have powerful allergic reactions to their shedding fur. But what you gain not having one, you lose in personal home security. The Obscura Digital Dog is a totally fabricated doggy copy. The Obscura software allows users to turn ...

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