When we were young lads, we weren’t like the other kids that wanted to be doctors and firemen. We idolized a man by the name of Luke Skywalker. We wanted to be him as he trained under Master Jedi teacher Yoda. In the depths of our hearts, there is still a place that wishes we could be good Luke. The ...
Read More »Wooden Concept Phone for lumberjacks
Okay, so it might be way to luxurious for just any old lumberjack, so lets say the Wooden Concept Phone for very well-off lumberjacks. Carpenters even. This very sexy design concept makes us feel funny in the stomach. It might be love. For now the design, which is still very much only a prototype, is called the S-Series, and holds ...
Read More »Business Class wearable USB tie
What better to impress your boss with your knowledge of the technology world than by wearing this snazzy USB tie. The Business Class tie allows you an interesting way to meet new business contacts through the power of useless USB plugs. The little blue USB symbol at the bottom of the tie confirms to the world around you that it ...
Read More »Be the king of bling with the Hublot Million Dollar Watch
Yo, dawg. We gots a question for y’all homeboys. Is there such thing as too much bling? Normally that answer would be, “Umm, we don’t think so, but ask Lil’ John.” But this addition to the Hublot series of Big Bang watches makes us believe that there is indeed the possibility to have to much ice around your wrist. With ...
Read More »Next-gen Apple mouse will ditch scroll-wheel for touch control
Inspired by the buzz that the multi-touch iPhone has built for itself, Apple has a next-gen mouse in the works that could utilize some of the same technology. On December 6, 2006, Apple filed a patent for their mouse design, which will be able to switch through operational modes depending on the users hand positioning on the mouse. The patent, ...
Read More »Pasta Chair made from pool noodles
Pool noodles are synonymous with summer. In fact, we can’t recall any other use that pool noodles have ever been used for. All we remember are memories from our youth in which we would be chasing after our younger siblings and friends with the noodle between our legs, threatening to smack them with our phallus. Though we now see it ...
Read More »Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat: Because asses smell
Don’t be offended by our title, please. What we say is a scientific fact. Asses smell. Period. Ha, that’s three “periods” in a row. The Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat is a patent-pending 4-stage deodorizing system which is geared towards relieving you, your family, and house guests of the stench that might be lingering from the toilets last use. The ...
Read More »Memo Pen for on-the-run note writing in pill form
How do you feel when you need to take a note down, but realize that you left your notepad at home? A pen doesn’t do much without paper. The Memo Pen combines the two into an inseparable hybrid of productivity. The Memo Pen is a standard-sized pen with a 2-foot by 2″ rolled-up piece paper in its tubing which dispenses ...
Read More »It’s raining Samsung phones in Second Life
As if you are not sick of Samsung’s propaganda in real life yet, the company is opening an island on the online virtual space Second Life to promote their phones. And since Samsung was trying to tell us how thin those phones they developed with Softbank were, they got this phone-raining effect on. If you would like to use these ...
Read More »GTA IV scans revealed!
Though GTA IV might be causing more controversy since the release of its trailer than the other games in the all-around controversial Grand Theft Auto series, the buzz around the game might even overwhelm the political backlash. These scanned photos from the newest Game Informer magazine reveal a little more detail about the game and its pretty incredible graphics. The ...
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