Ahhh, Friday. We’ve joined Twitter, so be sure to follow us. Apple is opening new stores and remodeling others Terminator Salvation heads to the iPhone Solar powered trash cans invade Philadelphia Rapid prototyping via delicious candy iPanties A lampshade made from toothpicks In case it rains at tee time Have great links you want showcased on Afternoon Linkage? E-mail us: ...

Maybe Steve, our French-speaking publisher here at Gearfuse could better answer the question, “Why the fuck do French designers always have to do things bass ackwards? Does it make them feel more ‘artsy?’ Do your berets block your eyesight? Too much wine perhaps?'” The “WTF, Not What I Thought” Lamp, designed by John Nouanesing, surprises the unsuspecting switch-flicker by illuminating ...

Atomically, DNA and its components are about as tiny as we can get before we enter the realm of “I don’t know what the hell I’m looking at here.” So you can imagine how “nano” we’re talking here when we mention a nano-sized box, made of DNA, which can only be opened by a specific DNA strain. Now THAT’S security. ...

Dads. I’ve got some news for you. This weekend, instead of watching your TiVo’d NHL playoff games, you’re going to be making this toy car launcher for your kid. DotaDabbled’s Instructable provides precise details on how you can create one using some wood, plastic and other miscellaneous doo-dads (pardon the pun) lying around the house. Link [via]

Noby Noby Boy is a weird bag. I bought it for the Playstation 3 a few weeks ago and have played it intermittently since. I like to get drunk, come home and stretch that penis boy as long as I can get that fucker. After 10 minutes, I upload my length, turn it off and pass out. At this rate, ...

Bon Jovi once emailed me about how bitchin’ my links are. The next day, I woke up hungover and without pants. Think about it. Enjoy the fun of mathematics and dancing at the same time Is that a movie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? iPhone makes up 33% of all smartphone traffic Develop film ...

You’re the man now, dog. You don’t even know what a recession is. Shit, recession isn’t even in your fucking vocabulary. After all, that is a nice LP 650-4 Roadster you just picked up. How many hundreds of thousands did you drop on that again? Right. Well do me a favor. If you’re going to be driving around in a ...

Dance! Too many gadgets in the pants! Steampunk Eyepod Let the sun take care of your trash Literally, taste the rainbow Details on Bioshock 2 This thing is a godsend for iPhone owners Some dude replaces his Apple logo with an LCD Living Underground in Style I’d totally use Microsoft’s latest mouse, the ARC Have great links you want showcased ...

Cellphones are a great convenience for us, but not so great for Mother Earth. See, cellphones pack lots of toxic, non-biodegradable chemicals and components. That’s why Samsung created Blue Earth, a cellie made from recycled plastic bottles that can be charged via solar panels on the back of the device. It’ll text, it’ll call, it’ll even tell you how many ...

I’m pretty sure LEGO builder Dave Shaddix photoshopped these LEGO box covers but he did come up with a sweet recreation of Gilligan’s Island. As you can see, Gilligan is present, the Skipper too (well, somewhere!). I particularly like the scene where Gilligan is robbed by a monkey. Check it after the jump.