Shove your Super Nintendo games right into the toaster and prepare to smother them in butter and jam. The Super Nintoaster brings the pure unadulterated power of toast to the ancient Super Nintendo gaming system. And let’s be honest, this poor console is in dire need of a makeover. Basically what we’ve got here is a working SNES system packed ...

There’s a new report out now from Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force and you need to take this seriously, folks. Turns out, if you have a Nintendo Wii, your child risks being molested. I’m not joking! The game Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii is the new AOL chatroom of yesteryear. Don’t take my word for it, take Andy ...

You ever drink four cups of coffee at 8am? Yeah? When did you get off the toilet? Shoot your friends with beer One of the most creative iPod accessories yet Safari got its ass haaaaaacked Punch Out! is making a huge comeback A real ghostbuster Sony-Ericsson hops on the 8-megapixel phone bandwagon The world’s first color e-reader is out! Don’t ...

Delicious but not nutritious! If these cupcakes are anything like the Wii, you’ll love them when you first get them and after a few weeks, they’ll sit on your kitchen counter growing stale by the minute. Or should I say miinute? Ha! Get it? I’ll see you in hell. Link

While the military usually commends the ultimate in respect and award, gamers are now branching out into awards. Have you completed the original Ninja Gaiden in a 10 minute period? Excellent. You deserve one of these NES medals for your courageous journey through the land of ninjas. Have you unleashed a 95-hit combo unto your opponent during a heated match ...

What do you guys think of the new Facebook design? I don’t like how it’s migrated more towards a “Twitter-like feel” but I do enjoy the cleaner layout. U2 is now in cahoots with RIM and the Blackberry A sharp-looking NES box Sirius-XM is going to try again Lex Luthor needs a bailout A beautiful bookshelf made from cardboard Nintendo ...

I need not tell you how we feel about the Nintendo Wii here at Gearfuse. All I’m saying is that this screenshot from the game Excitebots is making me crack up this morning. “SUPER SANDWICH?” Seriously? Link

Felt, plush. Whatever you call it, it’s soft and cuddly. Yesterday, we explored Becky Stern’s fucked up femur in plush form. Today, plush strikes again in the form of an old 1970s synthesizer. It looks like a Modular Moog unit but alas, it’s a Korg. These plush synths are created by Australian artist Pulsewidth. He’s made a Juno, an ARP ...

Winners of the iPhone 3G case contest will be announced by Wednesday. In other news, beef brisket is good for the heart. USA! USA! USA! Last.fm calls TechCrunch out on their bullshit story Easily share your Windows-based Internet connection Goddamn that’s a nice digital camera Another MIDI solution for the iPhone PSFK makes an excellent point about video auctions Angry ...

Cellphones are a great convenience for us, but not so great for Mother Earth. See, cellphones pack lots of toxic, non-biodegradable chemicals and components. That’s why Samsung created Blue Earth, a cellie made from recycled plastic bottles that can be charged via solar panels on the back of the device. It’ll text, it’ll call, it’ll even tell you how many ...