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The Laser Collar is a stroke of cruel genius. It's fun for everybody! Except for the animal about 3 minutes in. And except for the owner's face that was just clawed off after 5 minutes into the laser pointer experience.
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Using emulator software, Davenport installed Windows 95 onto an Android Wear smartwatch, pretty much destroying any tiny bit of integrity the watch has left after being dragged through the mud as result of the Apple Watch announcement.
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This is, like, the extraterrestrial version of a video game. Except the video part is a manipulated human brain and the game is world domination. Which, now that I think of it, doesn't sound like a video game at all. HEY! YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FUN! I THOUGHT.... (various suction noises) Hell-o, I am Zorr, please provide me your hand and/or colon.
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The Barely There Brush Mouse by Jang Woo-seok is an interesting take on your average computer mouse. It's non-slip, super flexible, prevents hand fatigue, and has amazing airflow to keep your hands from getting all gross and clammy. It also gives you mini-hand massages when you move your palm.
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40-year-old Leanne is your average website designer with a horse fetish. Just like any other web designer with a horse fetish, she has a special horsey name. While dressed in horse regalia she will only answer to "Shyanne."
Read More »Windows 95 Backpack: Blue Screen Not Included
For some added realism, drench this motha-eff in some blue paint. And then throw it against a wall.
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The Kawasaki Ninja H2R is officially the most powerful motorcycle ever produced, with a staggering 300 horsepower right off of the show floor. And by the looks of it, that's not much of a surprise. Just look at those tube thingys! They must do something. Right?!
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If you live in any major city on the globe, some sort of biological virus or zombie event would be catastrophic to everybody's way of life. And you almost certainly wouldn't make it to work on time. Better save up those vacation days now!
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