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Anti-Monster gear for every occasion! These awesome 'In Case Of' boxes come in Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Exorcism flavors.

I really want you to fully ass(hehe)imilate yourself with these Disney Characters' Butts USB Wall Charger. Wall chargers... featuring Disney characters... Disney characters' butts. DISNEY... CHARACTER... BUTTS.

Jawa's aren't the most trustworthy creatures in the universe. I can't say I'd be surprised if a Jawa poisoned our candy with a tranquilizer, knocking us out just long enough to scuttle off with the $3 and the expired Red Lobster coupon we had stashed in our wallet.

“Our competitors are giants.” This is how developers Alex Andon, Nick Velander and Drew Hauck are describing their Chargerito; the smallest wall charger money can buy. The trio of developers set out to crowd fund their new device, and have exceeded their $50,000 goal by quite a bit. $76,716. That’s right. Nearly 80 FRICKEN THOUSAND dollars. So this device isn’t just ...

I almost feel too sorry for these guys to advertise their embarrassment to the world, But not sorry enough! *wink, wink, wink* It all started when Chinese Weibo page ‘Sina World of WarCraft’ launched their “Have Cos Have Beta Key” competition, which offers beta access to the next World of Warcraft expansion, Warlords of Draenor. The Chinese, being the World of ...

If I were asked to choose which classic retro video game would never and COULD never be adapted for the big screen, Tetris would have easily been my answer. But here we are. Threshold Entertainment has received the green light from The Tetris Company to produce a film adaptation of the classic block-puzzler. “What started as a simple, computer puzzle game 30 years ago, ...

Orbitwheel is basically like that game where children pull on either side of a poultry wishbone until it snaps, except using the human pelvis. Orbitwheel is a portable transportation device, designed to combine the fun of skateboarding and inline skating. The company flaunts its large wheel radius and easily portable size. Well which one is it, Orbitwheel? Large or portable? Make up ...

If you’ve ever been formally educated (which I assume you have, since you’re reading this article and not awaiting the next scheduled food ration air drop while you swat the flies away from your nipples. Flies love nipples,) then you are fully aware of the hours and hours and hours of time you’ve wasted scribbling useless knowledge, and wasting precious granite, using pencils ...

Have you ever ridden a unicorn? Liar! Don’t even look at me. Go to your room. Narwhals, the unicorns of the sea. Except narwhals actually exist. And can totally be mounted if you don’t mind an agonizing death. So worth it. I enjoy a pair of Narwhal slippers as much as the next guy. But these. These are a unicorn of a ...

You will never own a DeLorean. I admit, that’s a bold statement, and assumes a lot about Our Dear Reader. But for 99% of you, at the very very least, this is a completely accurate statement.  As much as I’d love to bestow upon you the divine luck of extreme wealth and good luck (because really, how many Back to the ...