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Containing (here we go!) baking soda, citric acid, cornstarch, epsom salt, witch hazel, essential oils, tea, sea salts, dried flowers, black pepper, raw honey, coconut oil, sweet almond oil (gasping, out of breath, passes out, regains consciousness, takes a bath), the perfect cocktail of ingredients to moisturize even the driest, cracked skin.

200,000 Passports sold in the first 48 hours of its release, which might seem like a speck of dust as compared with the 20 million iPhone 6's that Apple has sold up to this point, but it's really not a number to sneeze at considering the tremendous failure it was expected to be.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

The Laser Collar is a stroke of cruel genius. It's fun for everybody! Except for the animal about 3 minutes in. And except for the owner's face that was just clawed off after 5 minutes into the laser pointer experience.

The BB.Suit is a one-piece suit which employs cold plasma technology to create a bubble of purified air enveloping your entire body.

Using emulator software, Davenport installed Windows 95 onto an Android Wear smartwatch, pretty much destroying any tiny bit of integrity the watch has left after being dragged through the mud as result of the Apple Watch announcement.

This is, like, the extraterrestrial version of a video game. Except the video part is a manipulated human brain and the game is world domination. Which, now that I think of it, doesn't sound like a video game at all. HEY! YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FUN! I THOUGHT.... (various suction noises) Hell-o, I am Zorr, please provide me your hand and/or colon.

The Barely There Brush Mouse by Jang Woo-seok is an interesting take on your average computer mouse. It's non-slip, super flexible, prevents hand fatigue, and has amazing airflow to keep your hands from getting all gross and clammy. It also gives you mini-hand massages when you move your palm.

40-year-old Leanne is your average website designer with a horse fetish. Just like any other web designer with a horse fetish, she has a special horsey name. While dressed in horse regalia she will only answer to "Shyanne."

For some added realism, drench this motha-eff in some blue paint. And then throw it against a wall.