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You’ve been hiding in bushes and jumping out at passers-by, yelling, “So it’s you, Blofeld!” You’ve thwarted your next-door neighbour’s plan to wash their car in peace by trying to commandeer it for a “high-speed chase”. And every night you dream of being honoured by her majesty, only to wake up saluting your still sleeping girlfriend. There must be an ...

Are you the type of person who enjoys long, lounging periods in the shower, soaking up the water, the suds and the gentle hum of the extractor fan? You might even be a fan of the “sit-down shower”, in which you neatly squat in the middle of the water stream, probably with your eyes closed as you enjoy your blissful ...

Not quite as deadly as brass knuckles, but they score at least a million and a half more points on the geek cred scale. And there is NOTHING more important than that, no matter what your mother, or teacher, or ex-wife told you.

Containing (here we go!) baking soda, citric acid, cornstarch, epsom salt, witch hazel, essential oils, tea, sea salts, dried flowers, black pepper, raw honey, coconut oil, sweet almond oil (gasping, out of breath, passes out, regains consciousness, takes a bath), the perfect cocktail of ingredients to moisturize even the driest, cracked skin.

200,000 Passports sold in the first 48 hours of its release, which might seem like a speck of dust as compared with the 20 million iPhone 6's that Apple has sold up to this point, but it's really not a number to sneeze at considering the tremendous failure it was expected to be.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

The Laser Collar is a stroke of cruel genius. It's fun for everybody! Except for the animal about 3 minutes in. And except for the owner's face that was just clawed off after 5 minutes into the laser pointer experience.

The BB.Suit is a one-piece suit which employs cold plasma technology to create a bubble of purified air enveloping your entire body.

Using emulator software, Davenport installed Windows 95 onto an Android Wear smartwatch, pretty much destroying any tiny bit of integrity the watch has left after being dragged through the mud as result of the Apple Watch announcement.

This is, like, the extraterrestrial version of a video game. Except the video part is a manipulated human brain and the game is world domination. Which, now that I think of it, doesn't sound like a video game at all. HEY! YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FUN! I THOUGHT.... (various suction noises) Hell-o, I am Zorr, please provide me your hand and/or colon.