The Barely There Brush Mouse by Jang Woo-seok is an interesting take on your average computer mouse. It's non-slip, super flexible, prevents hand fatigue, and has amazing airflow to keep your hands from getting all gross and clammy. It also gives you mini-hand massages when you move your palm.
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40-year-old Leanne is your average website designer with a horse fetish. Just like any other web designer with a horse fetish, she has a special horsey name. While dressed in horse regalia she will only answer to "Shyanne."
Read More »Windows 95 Backpack: Blue Screen Not Included
For some added realism, drench this motha-eff in some blue paint. And then throw it against a wall.
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The Kawasaki Ninja H2R is officially the most powerful motorcycle ever produced, with a staggering 300 horsepower right off of the show floor. And by the looks of it, that's not much of a surprise. Just look at those tube thingys! They must do something. Right?!
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If you live in any major city on the globe, some sort of biological virus or zombie event would be catastrophic to everybody's way of life. And you almost certainly wouldn't make it to work on time. Better save up those vacation days now!
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Nestle Fitness created this hidden bra cam experiment to examine just how booby-centric people are. And can you blame them? Udders of the gods, I always say. (P.S. I've never said that before in my entire life.)
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Featuring stars and stripes and lots and lots of pink, this expertly designed NES skin is, despite being an exercise in tardiness, a perfect celebration of all things Kirby.
Read More »In Case Of Monster, Break Glass: Monster Survival Kits
Anti-Monster gear for every occasion! These awesome 'In Case Of' boxes come in Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Exorcism flavors.
Read More »Wiggle Wiggle: Disney Characters’ Butts USB Wall Charger
I really want you to fully ass(hehe)imilate yourself with these Disney Characters' Butts USB Wall Charger. Wall chargers... featuring Disney characters... Disney characters' butts. DISNEY... CHARACTER... BUTTS.
Read More »Hallo-Tatoo-Ween: Star Wars Jawa Candy Bowl
Jawa's aren't the most trustworthy creatures in the universe. I can't say I'd be surprised if a Jawa poisoned our candy with a tranquilizer, knocking us out just long enough to scuttle off with the $3 and the expired Red Lobster coupon we had stashed in our wallet.
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