The World’s Largest Rubber Ducky

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When I was a kid my rubber ducky was my best friend. There I said it. You happy now? I named it Ducky, because that's what kids do. But Ducky didn't judge me for my lack of creativity. Oh, no. In fact he lauded my efforts. Ducky was an amazing listener. One day, Momma told me that we had to drop Ducky off at farm, with plenty of pastures to run through and a giant bathtub made of ivory.

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Mom Retells The Matrix, Hilarity Ensues

Old people can do more than smell funny and drive awful. They can also be adorably naive and humorous at times. YouTube user pixelspersecond watched The Matrix with his mother who had never seen or heard of the Wachowski's sci-fi classic, and then recorded her retelling the plot right after they finished watching.

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Blinder Clip Handbag

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I might be at the mercy of a terrible pun here, but I really find the Binder Clip Handbag entertainly ironic. It's a handbag designed to replicate a piece of stationery and hand bag's aren't much use for 'stationary' people. Yes... you see what I did there? That's called magic.

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‘Die-o-Ramas’ of Gory Crime Scenes

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Former crime reporter and current sculptor Abigail Goldman uses her expertise gained from both careers to created these darkly humorous "Die-o-Ramas.' Each four-inch high diorama displays a gory crime scene, with just a dose of dark comedy tossed in.

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Photo: The Pacific Ocean Is Really Obnoxiously Big

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Size is really a hard concept to grasp unless you have an object of known size to compare it with. This shot of the Pacific Ocean from space illustrates just how entirely massive this body of water is. Don't make a "Yo momma so fat..." joke, Andrew. Don't do it!

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20 Years Ago Today, The World’s First Website Went Live; And Now It’s Back

On April 30, 1993, CERN published the world's first URL; basically a statement declaring the World Wide Web as a thing, saying said thing was to be available royalty-free. 20 years ago today, info.cern.ch went live, and changed the world, providing the world with billions and billions of porn sites so disgusting that even your living mother would spin in her non-dug grave.

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Batman Car Seat Wraps Your Toddler In The Dark Knight’s Cape

Being raised by wolves myself, I naturally felt a kinship with a superhero who spent a large majority of his time in a cave. My adopted wolf parents weren't too keen on my mental love affair with a "dirty bat." They forbade it. But a quick mention of "You're not my real Dad!" put them in their place

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