I have zero artistic skills. Like, seriously none. I guarantee you that every single one these kids has a keener artistic eye than I do. And all of their drawings have turned out to be pretty bad ass stuffed animals.
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Come on guys. Be a little creative! Why not a Panda/Earthworm. Or how about a Platypus/Rabbit? Or a Unicorn/Whale? Wait, that would be a narwhal, right? Bah, I'm no good at math.
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This dude's mom saved every little piece of everything that she had ever found in his pockets while doing his laundry. That highlighter was dearly missed.
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If you rock hard enough, eventually your guitar strings are going to break. And if they don't, you're doing something wrong. Typically you'd just chuck the old string in the garbage, grab a new pack and replace the string. Wear Your Music has figured out a way to creatively recycle the strings as bracelets.
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Sure, the Chainsaw Key Cover doesn't fare well as a tool for lumberjacks, nor does it benefit a psycho, chainsaw killer. Unless your victim quietly waits as you slowly grind through their toes. "Come on, man. I don't have all day. I have an appointment with Jason Vorhees at 11."
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Food photography as an art form has become a "thing". Which basically means that hipsters have ran any artistic merit that food photography once held into the ground. Luckily for us, taking pictures of hipsters taking pictures of food is still amusing, and is quickly becoming a "thing" itself thanks to the single-serving Tumblr blog, "Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food."
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Let your man cave brace itself. The Super Mario Pipe Lamp melds the joys of video game plumbing accessories and electricity. Water and electric. Not such a great mix.
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Are you ready for the most intense fluffernutter sandwiches you've ever tasted in your life? While marshmallow bazookas have been floating around since practically the moment marshmallows were invented, the Mazooka can launch a jumbo mallow 40 feet.
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