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Old people can do more than smell funny and drive awful. They can also be adorably naive and humorous at times. YouTube user pixelspersecond watched The Matrix with his mother who had never seen or heard of the Wachowski's sci-fi classic, and then recorded her retelling the plot right after they finished watching.

I might be at the mercy of a terrible pun here, but I really find the Binder Clip Handbag entertainly ironic. It's a handbag designed to replicate a piece of stationery and hand bag's aren't much use for 'stationary' people. Yes... you see what I did there? That's called magic.

Former crime reporter and current sculptor Abigail Goldman uses her expertise gained from both careers to created these darkly humorous "Die-o-Ramas.' Each four-inch high diorama displays a gory crime scene, with just a dose of dark comedy tossed in.

Size is really a hard concept to grasp unless you have an object of known size to compare it with. This shot of the Pacific Ocean from space illustrates just how entirely massive this body of water is. Don't make a "Yo momma so fat..." joke, Andrew. Don't do it!

The Sion V1sion packs a quad-core processor, much like the Galaxy S3's touted Samsung Exynos 4 Quad. Sion says that using crowdfunding, a price tag of under $299 is very possible, but ultimately the amount of funds raised will determine the price.

On April 30, 1993, CERN published the world's first URL; basically a statement declaring the World Wide Web as a thing, saying said thing was to be available royalty-free. 20 years ago today, info.cern.ch went live, and changed the world, providing the world with billions and billions of porn sites so disgusting that even your living mother would spin in her non-dug grave.

Being raised by wolves myself, I naturally felt a kinship with a superhero who spent a large majority of his time in a cave. My adopted wolf parents weren't too keen on my mental love affair with a "dirty bat." They forbade it. But a quick mention of "You're not my real Dad!" put them in their place

It was only days ago that data analysis concluded that Facebook had been losing users in droves, over 6 million US users last month alone, a 4% drop. Analysts concluded the exodus was a result of new up-and-coming social networks such as Instagram and Path stealing the fleeing user base

And just when you thought you'd been hypnotized thoroughly, BLAM, flip time, THE CEILING IS NOW ON THE FLOOR AND I'M WALKING ON IT, OMFG. Woahhh, my frontal lobe totally just exploded in my skull. What's that dripping from my nose? Oh, it's just brain. Yup... brain.

Too girly for your average bronie? Perhaps. I mean, we ARE talking heels here. But I've seen you Pony boys do weirder.