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Awkward Engineer Creations promises that their product offers the perfect dunk every time. This year, I'm getting Santa one of these for Christmas. Guess who just ruined your diet again, Mr. Kringle? This guy!

Disney, you have no idea what you're missing. LucasArts could have shot you right back into the geeky boys' hearts. And you drop it? Just like that? Do you have any idea how crazily obsessed us Star Wars nerds get? Nope. apparently not.

And just like that, "Vadering" was a thing. And God said it was good. Twitching through the Twitter and Facebook wire is a new craze which pairs photography and Darth Vader's stranglehold.

Things just shouldn't be oversized, that's the secret. Large things that shouldn't be large engages my sheer terror instinct. Stay tiny, my friends.

I refuse to admit that my eyes would lie to me this bad. I mean, me and my eyes have had some tussles. But I will NEVER, EVER, EVER let them live it down if I discover they've lied to me again. Not this time. Now way! There's an ice cream scooper with your name on it, bub.

If I saw a lion's mane jellyfish in my backyard, first I'd be like, "Woah, that thing should totally not be out of the water. That could really jeopardize its health and well-being," then, I'd be all like, "Ahhhhhhhhhh arrrrgahhhhh!"

These Zombie Cookie Cutters allow you to create zombie-shaped cookies for every occasion. Though you probably shouldn't show up with a batch at grandma's funeral.

This super-duper-secret patent reveals the super-duper-secret future of the iPhone (you have to be a member of the super-duper-secret club to even consider finding super-duper-secret patents like this) [P.S. This patent is completely public, don't listen to him.] (Dude, shut up conscious! There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to feel special sometimes! Right brackets?] {Right!}.

I'm not exactly well-known for my fine gourmet cooking. Unless I really put my mind into it, my skills stop at chucking a few handfuls of chicken nuggets on a baking sheet. But despite my lack of culinary prowess, I still admire this LEGO Brick Spice Rack, simply as an awesome new furnishing.

Paperboy was one of my favorite Nintendo games when I was a young'n. One of the shittiest summer jobs of all-time would never again seem as appealing as it did at that moment. Countless gamers were disappointed to discover that delivering papers was not the tale of glamour and adventure that Nintendo would have us believe.