Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce Pleases All Tastes

Whether you’re a full-on chili head or just want a touch of added flavor, Dave’s Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce accommodates all of your hot sauce needs. The specially designed twist top allows you to choose your level of heat. A nozzle mixes your chosen brew, rationing out the correct amount of each sauce to create your perfect spiced condiment. ...

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Because It’s (Almost) Friday: Chewbacca Riding a Squirrel and Battling Nazis

Little known fact: without the aid of the Wookiee army of Kashyyyk, it’s very likely that the U.S. and the allied forces would have been unable to control the Nazi advancement. While the Wookiee’s intervention is still kept out of most textbooks, most historians have come to accept our nasty little secret. But why would Chewbacca choose to help little ...

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Turn Your Old Cellphone Into a Wallet

Clamshell cellphones are well on their way out, quickly being replaced by flat touchscreens. In fact, we haven’t even posted about a clamshell style device since 2008. I’ve gathered quite an arsenal of broken cellphones over the years, whether they were dropped in the toilet or just plain overused, a lot of clamshell models had relatively short lifespans, at least ...

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Pac-Man Seance T-Shirt

Grandma? Is that you? No, dipshit. It’s me, Blinky. And I was just about to catch Pac-Man at his last life. So if you’d be so kind, would you please shut the fuck up and send me back to the game? Thanks a lot. This Pac-Man Seance t-shirt is currently being voted on at Threadless. If you’d like to see ...

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If Women Were Internet Browsers…

Firefox is a little heartbreaker. Just won’t let me shy away for too long without pulling me back in. I love my Chrome for doing certain things, but Firefox is the girl I keep coming back to time and time again. As for Internet Explorer? I’m just glad I went through that phase young and got her out of the ...

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Russian Dude Shows Off Largest CPU Collection Ever

Some guys you can just tell have never gotten laid. This particular virgin posted images of his “humble” CPU collection on a Russian forum site. Needless to say, he’s quickly becoming the stuff of legends. His collection features hundreds of CPUs, both modern and ancient, some larger than modern day cellphones. Included in his collection are Soviet CPUs that proceeded ...

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Foreskin Man to the Rescue

Saving babies from the evil grasps of mohels and lunatics and mohel lunatics, Foreskin Man has one and only goal in mine, eliminate circumcisions and those who perform them. Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation. Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, ...

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Lichtenstein-Inspired Star Wars Pop Art

Inspired by the 1963 pop art piece “Whaam,” Deviantart user bergie81 created this awesome Roy Lichtenstein-inspired Star Wars print. And besides that, bergie81 is even offering a high-quality PDF of the vector art piece absolutely free, which is more than we can say about other artists on the internetz. This Rebel fighter is one bad-ass. You’ve gotta be bad to ...

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