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Grandma? Is that you? No, dipshit. It’s me, Blinky. And I was just about to catch Pac-Man at his last life. So if you’d be so kind, would you please shut the fuck up and send me back to the game? Thanks a lot. This Pac-Man Seance t-shirt is currently being voted on at Threadless. If you’d like to see ...

Firefox is a little heartbreaker. Just won’t let me shy away for too long without pulling me back in. I love my Chrome for doing certain things, but Firefox is the girl I keep coming back to time and time again. As for Internet Explorer? I’m just glad I went through that phase young and got her out of the ...

Some guys you can just tell have never gotten laid. This particular virgin posted images of his “humble” CPU collection on a Russian forum site. Needless to say, he’s quickly becoming the stuff of legends. His collection features hundreds of CPUs, both modern and ancient, some larger than modern day cellphones. Included in his collection are Soviet CPUs that proceeded ...

Saving babies from the evil grasps of mohels and lunatics and mohel lunatics, Foreskin Man has one and only goal in mine, eliminate circumcisions and those who perform them. Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation. Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, ...

You know what they say about stop-motion? Each minute of footage takes about 6-7 hours to film, give or take. Sure, it’s labor intensive. I’ll give them that. But can it handle the superb sci-fi RTS action of StarCraft? It can… to a certain point. While it sure as hell looks awesome, even LEGO bricks can’t solve the problems of ...

Inspired by the 1963 pop art piece “Whaam,” Deviantart user bergie81 created this awesome Roy Lichtenstein-inspired Star Wars print. And besides that, bergie81 is even offering a high-quality PDF of the vector art piece absolutely free, which is more than we can say about other artists on the internetz. This Rebel fighter is one bad-ass. You’ve gotta be bad to ...

Don’t worry, the Viking XL Lift System isn’t only for surprisingly jolly (considering the fact he needs a specially designed rig to hoist him around the house) gingers. Capable of lifting up to 660 lbs., or about half of yo momma (burn!) despite only weighing about 95 lbs. itself. Hey, it beats portion control. As an added bonus, the hoist ...

While there have been plenty of performance comparisons between the iPhone 3GS and the iPhone 4 and even the iPhone 4 and other big name smartphones, I haven’t seen any thorough examination of the differences between all four of the models in their entirety. This video shows just how drastic the performance differences are between the first device and the ...

I can’t speak for all babies, but thanks to the blog “Mila’s Daydreams” I can speak for THIS baby. Mila’s momma, Adele, uses her creative blog as her “maternity leave hobby.” Each post is a photograph of a sleeping Mila posed in such a way as to emulate her dreams. Thankfully not Adele’s dreams for her little girl. “While my ...

I guess if you’re not gifted with a feel for The Force like I am, you have to rely on other methods of balancing your spiritual and physical prowess. It’s totally understandable. Not everybody can be a student of the Jedi ways. But it’s still important to keep on your toes. You just never know when your planet might be ...