The ironic thing about this End Call decal is that once the decal is put over the antenna, touching that area will no longer interfere with your signal. I love the idea, I really do. And oddly enough, if Apple decided to officially license this decal, it would probably make a lot of money. Especially at $29 a pop. But, ...
Read More »Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick
I’ll spare you the gruesome details of what stick goes in what hole. You’ve seen way too many gummy bear atrocities as it is. These half-pound gummy bears are the equivalent of 88 normal-sized gummies. The stick allows for simple consumption of your favorite mutant-sized sugary mammal. The Gummy Bear comes in three flavors: Sweet Lemon, Green Apple or Blue ...
Read More »POV Display Ping Pong Paddles: Ping Pong for the Deaf
Troika’s POV Ping Pong Bats offer something previously only available to connoisseurs of ping pong themed comic books (is there such a thing?). Visual sound effects. Not quite sound at all really, but more a descriptive word which not only adds a touch of zing to the game but helps the hearing impaired understand that there are potentially elements of ...
Read More »Tetris with Realistic Physics
It was devastating the first time you heard it and it’s just one of those things that doesn’t get easier to stomach. Yes, when I found out that Tetris didn’t exactly follow the laws of physics I was completely blindsided. “What else aren’t they telling me?” I thought. Next I’ll be hearing that Dr. Mario doesn’t even have his Ph. ...
Read More »Portable Watermelon Cooler Will Attract Strange Looks at the Airport
Whether you’re traveling cross-country or crosstown, maintaining a cool melon should always be at the top of your priority list. One thing you cannot do under any circumstances is let your watermelon succumb to the summer heat. No one likes a mushy melon. Unless you feel like putting an innocent fruit to sleep, cooling is essential. The Marugoto Tamachan Portable ...
Read More »Inside Out One! *punch*: The Inside Out Volkswagen
My brother and I love playing that Volkswagen punching game when we’re cruising down the road. Well, more like my brother punches me and I grimace. I’m truly terrible at it. So it’s more like a one-sided slugfest then a true game. Black one! Red one! Inside out one! Wait… huh?! AlmapBBDO’s newest advertisement for the Volkswagen Fox turns the ...
Read More »Twisted Ceramic Figurines For Twisted Little Old Ladies
Filed under “things you might find at Jeffery Dahmer’s grandmother’s house.” These Twisted Ceramic Figurines were created by designer Jessica Harrison. Almost every little old lady’s home you visit is stuffed to the brim with knick-knacks on every available surface. Next time, look closer. You’re bound to find something disturbing. More after the jump.
Read More »Beer Bottle Cap Link: Saving the Princess, Just Another Reason to Get Drunk
Rumor has it that the Princess has been kidnapped. Again. I swear, sometimes it feels like she’s doing it on purpose. Anyway, lord knows I’m way too drunk to go on a ever-lasting quest to save that attention whore. Using my unstoppable power of Hassid, I can create a golem. A man of the Earth. But not using dirt. Oh, ...
Read More »Nintendo Famicom iPhone Case
The Japanese equivalent of our homeland’s NES, the Nintendo Famicom (short for Family Computer) system is no doubt the system that influenced modern Japenese game designers the most during their childhood. Everyone had one. It was like the Dial Soap or the Michael Jackson’s Thriller of the Japanese youth. Famicom made a splash worldwide for the long-lasting effect it would ...
Read More »Zombie Jerky: Meat Processed From Only The Finest Walking Dead
Coming soon to a webstore near you, Zombie Jerky, Teriyucky style. But how do you know that this is meat comes from 100% zombie byproduct and none of that disgusting cow meat is thrown into the mix? Notice the healthy green color. Only zombie blood could create meat that vibrant. And no worries, eating zombie meat is not considered cannibalism ...
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