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In a surprise keynote held at Apple’s Quahog division headquarters, Stewie Jobs announced the new iPhone 5. Stewie spent most of the keynote highlighting the device’s newest features which promise to kill Lois in ways before thought unimaginable. Slaughtering your family in the name of world domination? There’s an app for that. At least, there is now. Link

Inspired by the original SNES version of Super Mario Kart, the game’s board game counterpart recently made an appearance at the Tokyo Toy Show 2010, far from our own shores, but close enough to inspire a hardy “DO WANT!” to escape my lips. The idea is that two players each have a separate, parallel track around the board, and around ...

Taco Bell is delicious. There’s no denying that. Unfortunately the effects that the restaurant’s food has on your digestive system isn’t nearly as appetizing. A meal at Taco Bell has the unique qualities which incite both gas and loose stools. Not a good combination for people who happen to be in public without an extra pair of panties handy. Having ...

Right from the horse’s mouth. Steve Jobs announced at the iPhone 4 press conference that Apple will be giving all iPhone 4 users a free case for your phone. But since they can’t make enough Bumpers to fill the demand, Apple will allows users to pick their own cases which Apple will source. If users still aren’t happy they are ...

“Because you’re my child and you will wear what I TELL YOU TO WEAR DAMMIT!” *folds arms in defeat* Just because we acknowledge that this is the cutest, most diminutive Stormtrooper we’ve ever seen, doesn’t mean we have to accept it. Or does it? I don’t know, I’m no philosophy major. But I think you already deduced that based on ...

I love Fridays. And unicorns. But most of all Batman. Oh, oh and robots! Again, I love Fridays. The “Batman riding a robot unicorn” print was being sold on Etsy but has since been sold out. Who knows, you might get another shot. Link [via]

Some skeptics are claiming it’s a rocket, though I’ve never seen a rocket do what this thing does at 0:31. Also, I wasn’t aware that rockets were self-illuminated, all but advertising their presence. I WANT TO BELIEVE! Don’t rain on my parade haters. Aliens are real! And they are very, very interested in China’s development of commercial airliners! Yes, that’s ...

Moranis has got to be a geek. Just look at those glasses, that grin, his hair, that tight buttocks… wait, I meant tight scrotum. NO NO, tight acting skills! Yes. Acting skills. Aside from his affinity to inspire man crushes, Moranis has just GOT to be a fan of LEGOs. And these LEGO Ghostbusters pieces would definitly fall under “things ...

Ahhh, Jell-O Shots, the number one pastime of sororities across the country. But I bet you’ve never had a Jell-O-based beverage quite like this. These Jelloware cups are actually made out of Jell-O, jiggly and unstable, but totally fun and we imagine they’re pretty tasty too. Made by design troupe The Way We See The World, these Jelloware cups came ...

There’s always a few games on your wishlist your unsure of splurging on. Whether it be based on price or hesitance that the game is actually any good, you’ve held off on giving them a go. From July 15 – 17 Gamestop is offering a special offer. Buy two used games and you get one free. Depending on the games ...