Viking XL Lift System Gets You Out of Bed

Don’t worry, the Viking XL Lift System isn’t only for surprisingly jolly (considering the fact he needs a specially designed rig to hoist him around the house) gingers. Capable of lifting up to 660 lbs., or about half of yo momma (burn!) despite only weighing about 95 lbs. itself. Hey, it beats portion control. As an added bonus, the hoist ...

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All Four iPhone Generations Compared in Video

While there have been plenty of performance comparisons between the iPhone 3GS and the iPhone 4 and even the iPhone 4 and other big name smartphones, I haven’t seen any thorough examination of the differences between all four of the models in their entirety. This video shows just how drastic the performance differences are between the first device and the ...

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What Do Babies Dream About?

I can’t speak for all babies, but thanks to the blog “Mila’s Daydreams” I can speak for THIS baby. Mila’s momma, Adele, uses her creative blog as her “maternity leave hobby.” Each post is a photograph of a sleeping Mila posed in such a way as to emulate her dreams. Thankfully not Adele’s dreams for her little girl. “While my ...

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Star Wars Yoga

I guess if you’re not gifted with a feel for The Force like I am, you have to rely on other methods of balancing your spiritual and physical prowess. It’s totally understandable. Not everybody can be a student of the Jedi ways. But it’s still important to keep on your toes. You just never know when your planet might be ...

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Hot Wheels Wonder Woman Invisible Jet Now Available on eBay

Even if Wonder Woman’s new look hasn’t quite caught on quite yet, a new Wonder Woman rage has. Originally offered as an April Fools prank from Mattel, widespread demand encouraged the toy makers to sell this exclusive gag at Comic-Con. And now, the inevitable… the Invisible Jet is now available on eBay. Of course, what you’re buying is an empty ...

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Blizzard to Starcraft II Early Birds: “You’re Going to Have to Wait”

People have started receiving their Starcraft II pre-orders in the mail. Of course, the first thing they’re going to do is through the disc in the ole drive and start gaming away. Not so. Blizzard is restricting the general audience of getting a head start over everyone else by blocking access to the game until tomorrow. When attempting to play ...

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Roller Coaster Bed

I’m not much of a thrill seeker in real life, but when it comes to my dreams, I’m a regular Evel Knievel. Jumping from planes, swallowing knives, holding hands with Lindsay Lohan. Just about any life-risking activity you can imagine. But in reality, I can barely ride a roller coaster without having a panic attack. So, I’m thinking that maybe ...

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Time to Catch Up on Your Starcraft Lore

Starcraft II is almost here. Tomorrow, one of the most highly-anticipated game sequels in history will be released. Its been well over 12 years since the release of the original game so we won’t hold it against you (too much) if you’re a little rusty on your Starcraft lore. This quick video will fill you in on all the details ...

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Your Very Own Sad Keanu

As far as papercraft goes, this isn’t the most artistic creation we’ve ever seen. But for those of you who are as artistically-challenged as I am, that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This simple print-and-cut DIY allows you to have your very own Sad Keanu computer monitor companion. A pair of scissors and a piece of tape should get the ...

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Flash Mask Upgrades Your Reflexes to That of a Moderately Athletic Sloth

Much like an oft-quoted line from one of my favorite Adam Sandler films: “Get in the Flashk!” Fine, so we didn’t exactly deliver the Flash Mask to you guys at a very convenient time. But hey, you’ll be totally prepared next year. While Steve Jobs might not show you any respect (He’s automatically going to think you’re slow and past ...

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