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OMG OMG OMG OMG! OK, sorry, I can control myself. We’re all adults here. And if not, WHERE are your parents? Don’t you know this site has very naughty language? Anyway, someone went through the trouble of creating animated GIF images of all three of the original Star Wars films. I’m forever in their debt. Hit the jump to see ...

NYC, meet your newest sensation. Located in Midtown, at 325 5th Avenue, right around the corner from the Empire State Building, is the K! Pizzacone shop, also known as the merchant of evil deliciousness. Some traditional New Yorkers might consider such a desecration sacrilege. Me, on the other hand? Well, I’m not a New Yorker, but I still think this ...

This reminds me of an article in The Onion: Increasing Number of Americans Unable to Point Out Map. “Not only did a majority of people just stare blankly ahead, but nearly half pointed to nearby desk lamps in their attempts to guess correctly,” Sometimes, I heart stupid people. Link

So romantic. All we need are a few candles, a robot or two and a few Hot Pockets and it’d be a perfect date night for any of my lucky lady friend. Not to mention they get to hang out with me, the sexiest geek in the world as voted on by the employees of Gearfuse. (Note: of the two ...

We do as we’re taught Great Leader Jobs. Maybe it only works properly for dudes with perfectly unblemished digits? God, I’m sorry I’m not perfect like one of your hand models. This is exactly what leads people to handarexia. Link

No, Mr. Medvedev. You’re doing it wrong. Link

In a recent episode of Jeopardy, host Alex Trebek sacrificed all of his dignity. There was no berating of the contestants. And no, he didn’t drop trou mid-taping. Even worse. He submitted to the powers that be and agreed to sing in auto-tune for the sake of his beloved show. But then again, this is a man who shaved off ...

I’m not quite sure how my household would get along without this DVD Rewinder, a truly necessary gadget in any man serious about his media. I despise receiving DVDs from Netflix, only to find that they haven’t been properly rewound. I do not care to see the middle of a film before I’ve seen the beginning. It’s almost as irritating ...

UNO’s a great way to spend an hour or so with a group of friends. For the friendless, there’s always the UNO iPhone app. Unfortunately, the iPhone app forces you to use the standard UNO deck, while there are clearly better options out there. The Star Trek UNO deck includes your favorite characters, all integrated right into the game. Now ...

If you had to choose one image that encapsulated the sheer greatness of North Korea, what else would you choose but Team America’s very own puppet rendition of the Great Leader. All I know is that Hans Blix is shaking in his boots. Prepare for a very angry letter Kim. Link