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The Grow Your Own Beer Garden allows you and your family to easily grow your own hops, barley, and wheat for the production of homemade beer. But be aware, this garden is only appropriate for “ages 4 and up.” Unfortunately your toddler will have to wait a year or two before learning the values of beer making. ThinkGeek offers the ...

I was thinking the other day, “Hey, you know what? My dog gets more rights than my own future kids will ever have.” It just doesn’t make much sense to me for a few reasons. I’ll love both my dog and my kids unconditionally I buy both of them expensive toys. Both my dog and my kids will both need ...

I know that it’s barely summer and you really don’t want to even start thinking about your winter wear for another few months, but I wouldn’t want any of you to miss out on the hottest styles of fall and winter 2010. The Beard Beanie is sure to be a game changer as this year’s cold season looms over the ...

You don’t have the balls or the money to wear a shirt depicting Mr. T made of t-shirts? Don’t be a fool, bitch tits! My night elf mohawk won’t listen to that jibba-jibba. The Mr. Tee t-shirt is a light blue tee featuring a portrait of the A-Team’s own Mr. T made out of t-shirts. The only way to get ...

Aside from Shredder, Krang was the most reviled supervillain in the TMNT universe. And since there’s already a Shredder hoodie, I guess there was only one logical thing to do. The Krang Hoodie lovingly suggests that your upper torso is a mechanical body housing everybody’s favorite turtle-hating exoskeleton-donning brain-like world domineer. To complete Krang’s body just keep your hands in ...

Some people expected that Starcraft II might have been an MMORPG similar to that of World of Warcraft. While that turned out to be false, YouTube user SkriK uses Starcraft II‘s Galaxy Map Editor to create a modification which allows the game to have a Final Fantasy-esque turn-based combat system. So while it might not be as fully-functioning or offer ...

The Japanese surely love their Super Mario Bros. We’ve seen renditions inspired by the more feudal days of Asian culture, but yet the culture clash continues. This time around the Mushroom Kingdom has been anime-tized. Basically, if Super Mario and Pokemon switched places in some parallel universe, this would likely be the result. This concept might not have been too ...

Please leave your stalks at home. Celery phones are not permitted on the premises. Now Bananaphones on the other hand? How about cheeseburger phones? Or handphones? Raffi thoroughly approves of this message. Link

I’m thinking the Toy Dolls are kicking themselves in the shins right now for not altering their cover of “Nellie the Elephant” to read “Nessie the Elephant” (if you haven’t heard that song, find a way.) We thought we had the Loch Ness Monster figured out, we really did. But then we have to be mystified by a photo such ...

Non-profit law organization Earthjustice takes to the streets with their newest target, unsafe oil drilling. Their newest campaign against the man is no doubt inspired by the horrendous BP oil spill which has polluted the Gulf of Mexico with between 19 million and 39 million gallons of crude. Earthjustice encourages Foursquare users to check in at “Earthjustice Ad.” Every time ...