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I can’t say I’ve every thought of Jedis as edible, but if you think about it, eating Yoda might actually be OK. He’s not human, so it’s not technically cannibalism. But it would be a little odd eating a creature that could talk back to me. The Yoda Pizza is made using green peppers, black olives, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese and ...

It might take an iPad with a combustion engine in order to run Flash properly on a mobile device, but hey, for Farmville? Anything! �Honda has engineered the hell out of this thing,� said Steve Jobs, �This is the world�s quietest combustion engine � only 96 decibels. The revolutionary iPad XL gives you all the magic of iPad, and makes ...

Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style. The TIE Fighter Tuxedo ...

Most of you won’t know this, as up until now it was privy knowledge to only a few lucky souls. The man we have come to know and love as Pac-Man is not the character we thought he was. Back in 1982, as the original Pac-Man was living the rock star lifestyle courtesy of his new found fame, there was ...

We thought stories of such creatures were only myths. Clever ploys devised to sell t-shirts. But, oh, how wrong we were. Here is photographic proof that the reign of humans as masters of the universe will soon be coming to an abrupt end. I just hope they don’t know the cheat code for infinite ammo. God help us. Link

There’s something about tossing a salad that makes me just want to belt out a tune or twelve. Come on now, there’s no reason a man can’t toss a salad while belting out some Ethel Merman in the comfort of his own home. Don’t you sass me! The Sing Along Tongs aid your salad tossing-inspired singing efforts with their mic-inspired ...

All the fans attending the Memphis Redbirds game on May 13, 2010 (all 10 of them) bore witness to perhaps the coolest moment in baseball pre-game history. The first pitch was thrown out by none other than a T-Rex. While the dinosaur had a little trouble getting the ball in its mouth, I can attest to the fact that the ...

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to shrink down small enough so I could magically jump into my favorite video games. I’d just crawl right inside the console and figure out a way to worm myself into the action. Sure, you can say that’s scientifically impossible, but whatever. A man doesn’t need to worry about your so-called “facts ...

If George Lucas had been born about 25 years earlier, Star Wars would have turned out a hell of a lot different. In this excellent “premake” trailer by Ivan Guerrero, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is transformed into a campy 50s sci-fi epic, complete with chintzy-looking robots and “amazing” 3D effects. The premake was made by splicing together classic ...

I, for one, am sick of having my dishes breathe in my face with their stank-ass breath. It’s one thing to allow yourself to let the day-old ketchup get all crusty all over themselves, but when their oral hygiene starts to suffer, that’s where I have to draw the line. The Giant Toothbrush Dish Brush not only saves your dishes ...