Wild unicorns aren’t always as couth as their farm-raised meaty counterparts. They haven’t been to exposed to the proper way unicorns should act. For one, it is always inappropriate to skid your ass against the ground, no matter how magical the said ass might be. But with that being said, I wonder if its possible to rent a wild unicorn ...
Read More »The Many Faces of Super Mario
Many people don’t know this, but before Mario settled on his now classic mustache he went through a phase which lasted years of constantly switching up his facial hair style. All video game characters go through it. The search for their own identity. Mario went through 10 mustache styles alone during his year in technical college. Hell, there was even ...
Read More »Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Hoodie
Okay, so maybe Raphael and the rest of the TMNT team never officially brought down their Samurai arch-nemesis. And that’s fine. You can’t beat them all. Sometimes all you can do is temporarily thwart your enemy’s plans of world domination for the time being. Shredder does have his own following though. And understandably. The man is a monster, in the ...
Read More »Tentacle Earring Plug: Um, Do You Know There’s a Sea Monster in Your Ear?
There’s only so much you can do with gauged ear piercings. You can plug them with specially gauged circles or buy ear tunnels for a more customized fit and style. You can gradually gauge them until you can basically fit your fist through your ear lobe. But never before have you been able to wear a portion of a sea ...
Read More »LEGO-ify Your Macbook
Etsy seller openandclose offers these awesome stickers that transform your Macbook’s keyboard into a LEGO brick-themed piece of art. Peel and stick your way to bricktastic heaven. The stickers themselves are printed on Avery MPI, a high-quality vinyl that “can stand up to a lot of abuse and repeated cleanings.” Get your own set for $15. Link [via]
Read More »Tattoo Decision Making Flowchart: Should You Get Ink?
Getting a geeky tattoo can be a hard decision to make. Personally, I have four tattoos that can be considered geeky, and I don’t regret a single one. In fact, I plan on having an entire arm dedicated to the world of Nintendo, specifically geared towards Mario. But it’s certainly not for everyone, especially people who haven’t devoted their life ...
Read More »Super Mario Mushroom Makeover
We’re not sayin’ the Mario Mushroom was in need of a makeover, but come on, there have been some pretty ugly signs of aging. A little dust around the edges. Over 20 years of power-up work will do that to you. This precious chart features some cutesy-wootsy geeky makeovers for our favorite power-up in the history of gaming. Now Mario ...
Read More »Joker iPad Decal
This iPad decal is either suggesting that the Joker is an avid fan of fruit, or is merely implying that Steve Jobs is an evil supervillain bent on world domination. I’m just sayin’. Or maybe this Etsy seller just knows their audience a little too well. The Joker iPad Decal sold out for $15, but if you’re lucky you’ll be ...
Read More »Pride and Predjudice and Roundhouse Kicks To Zombies’ Faces
Chuck Norris has nothing on Elizabeth Bennet. Recommended viewing for those of you who loved Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I’ll tell ya, for how different things were back then, when it came to zombie slaying, those women were pretty uninhibited. Showing her knee and everything? *growl* Link
Read More »Cartridge Mod Allows You To Play Game Boy Game on Your NES
Do you remember the Super Game Boy? Basically it was an official modded cartridge from Nintendo that allowed you to play your Game Boy games on the big screen of your TV, right through your SNES system. Nintendo Age forum user and creator of this awesome mod bunnyboy describes his gadget as “basically the Super Game Boy, without the Super ...
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