Papercraft Can’t Buy Me Love

PeopleToo took on the responsiblity of recreating The Beatles in the form of papercraft. I’m sincerely sorry for posting about such an obscure band, but I couldn’t find any Meat Loaf papercraft. I tried, I really did. If you haven’t heard any of The Beatles’ stuff you really should. You might have to do some hunting to track down their ...

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Wheel of Nutrition Dinnerware: Portion Control Made Easy

I’ve always been honest with my readers. I have a bit of a weight problem. I mean, I’m not confined to my bed or anything even near that, but I certainly have a little baggage I’d be willing to part with. With that said, the biggest part of losing weight for me has always been a combination between portion control ...

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Shark Attack Sleeping Bag: Sleep with the Fishes

The great outdoors is typically not a friend of us geeks. First off, there’s no electricity, which means no internet, no phone charging, no morning cartoons and most importantly, no charging of our vibrating butt plug. And if that’s not enough to deter you from a camping trip, there’s the fact that geeks seem to be bug magnets. It must ...

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Sweatin’ to the Oldies: Analog Real Life Tetris Gives You a Workout

Work it, ladies! Like a pwny, like a pwny! Nothing makes me sweat more then setting up a real life version of one of my favorite retro games, Tetris. Nothing else makes my short-shorts run-up my butt cheeks quite as much. Here’s how this real life analog version of Tetris works. With two people playing, one on either side of ...

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Ask Me About My Zombie Shirt

At last year’s Comic-Con, Capcom gave out an awesome limited edition Resident Evil themed t-shirt which featured a unique zombie print inside of the shirt, which actually allowed the wearer to pull the shirt over his or her head to reveal a zombie face. DeezTeez is now selling their version of the Resident Evil shirt to the masses with a ...

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The Imperial March Performed Using Hand Farts

Hand farting is a tremendously underrated art form. It’s a wonder that some of the pop songs these days reach the top of the charts, yet hand farting is still yet to have even reached the Billboard echelon. I don’t know about you, but I’d choose hand farting over Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em any day. Especially if the hands happen ...

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Dress the Part: Look Like Your Shirt Print

Ya know, personal style is more than just a fashion statement. Style is the only way strangers can get a peek of your life without actually engaging in conversation. So it’s pretty important to not limit your style to simply a snazzy t-shirt, even for geeks. Well, especially for geeks. Without our style we’re just socially-awkward funny-looking humans with witty ...

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Millenium Falcon Server Keeps Your Data Safe From the Death Star

Whether it be a simple place to hold your data or the sacred home of your personal website, you’d like to know that your information is kept safe from any evil forces. The Millenium Falcon Server may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts. The Millenium Falcon is capable of outrunning Imperial starships. Not the local ...

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Notebook T-Shirt: P.S. Wear Deodorant

I much prefer college ruled to the standard wide ruled notebook paper. I don’t know if its the fact that the term “college” makes me feel more studious or just something simple, like the ability to fill the page with more lines of my amazing writings. I guess I can’t offer much of an opinion, if only for the fact ...

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All Three Original Star Wars Movies Retold in Two Minutes… with LEGOs

I’m not sure George Lucas understood the cultural significance Star Wars would have on the geek community. From rabid action figure collectors to entire religions, the world of Star Wars is nothing short of a phenomenon. Name any other film that has generated such a cultural furor. Nothing even comes close. So you can only imagine the geek boner I ...

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