There’s a ton of productive ways to use a shoebox. You can create a diorama, throw a bunch of baseball cards in there for easy and free storage. Hell, you can even use them to hold your shoes. But I’ve never quite seen anybody use a shoebox for anything quite as cool as this. This mini Apple store shoebox creation ...
Read More »The Comma Sutra
Grammar nerds don’t need no Indian sex guide. They learned everything they need to know about a great sex life from studying their own English language. The Comma Sutra features some hot punctuation-on-punctuation action. No exclamation points allowed. I don’t know about you but I’m totally in support of same-punctuation marriage. Just because a comma loves another comma doesn’t make ...
Read More »Steampunk Organ Computer Will Play the Marriage Tune at My Wedding
When Megan Fox and I get married, I will demand only the best for our wedding. Which means this Steampunk Organ Computer will definitly be making an appearance. Sure, there might not be actual functioning pipes, but that’s nothing a little Pro Tools can’t fix. I can’t even say it doesn’t include a keyboard because HELLO, it’s got QWERTY. Everything ...
Read More »When Memes Collide!: Trololobot
For those of you who prefer their memes kitteh-free, here’s that robotic mouth we posted about last week singing Trololo. Eduard Khil has got to be so jealous of this bot’s lip-syncing skills. Seriously, this robotic mouth and I need to get together and party. Link
Read More »Back to the Future Characters Made Using Wooden Pegs
Think, McFly! Those wooden pegs aren’t going to paint themselves. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. And that somebody is Etsy user RandomlyGenerated, who created these custom Back to the Future Wooden Peg People. Each detail is there. The suspenders, the red vest, the black beady eyes, the amputated legs. Just like the real thing. So as ...
Read More »The Very Anatomically Correct Rectum Bar
I could go with the standard “Rectum? Damn near killed ’em” reference, but then I’d feel decidedly uncreative, so let’s try to make another asshole joke. Hmm. Well, seeing as it’s Friday, and I’m a lazy mother shut-yo-mouth even on a good day, let’s just go with uncreative. Imagine, you’re cruising around Vienna looking for a hot spot to plant ...
Read More »Taxidermy from the Dr. Seuss Universe
Inspired by some of the weirder creature creations featured in Dr. Seuss’s iconic books for children (and really nostalgic and/or geeky adults), The Marine Muggs Collection of Unorthodox Taxidermy mashes together the finest of modern creative works with your love of slaughtering anything with a fictional or non-fictional pulse. These Dr. Seuss taxidermy pieces would fit comfortably between the mounted ...
Read More »The iPhone App Shirt: Why Is Everyone Poking Me?
If you wear this tee, you’re essentially asking to be poked all day. Like some sort of geeky Pillsbury Doughboy. Except when you get poked instead of giggling you let out a proud Wookiee roar. *insert phonetic Chewbacca growl here* I do wish you could create your own custom app page based on your favorite apps, but then again, I ...
Read More »What is the Most Awesomest Thing Ever?
While, for my money, the Internet and boobs are tied for the most awesomest thing ever, I can’t be the judge for everyone, but this website can. The Most Awesomest Thing Ever site uses a head-to-head competition system to try and figure out just what is the most awesomest thing ever. The thing with the most wins is deemed the ...
Read More »TV Hat Really Isn’t Worth The Public Embarrassment
I’m a huge fan of any type of huge contraption you wear on your head. There’s just something about the ridiculousness of this sort of design. The fact that some designer actually sat down and thought that people would actually wear this thing in public is simply astounding. With that being said, I have no shame and no reputation to ...
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