Think, McFly! Those wooden pegs aren’t going to paint themselves. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. And that somebody is Etsy user RandomlyGenerated, who created these custom Back to the Future Wooden Peg People. Each detail is there. The suspenders, the red vest, the black beady eyes, the amputated legs. Just like the real thing. So as ...
Read More »The Very Anatomically Correct Rectum Bar
I could go with the standard “Rectum? Damn near killed ’em” reference, but then I’d feel decidedly uncreative, so let’s try to make another asshole joke. Hmm. Well, seeing as it’s Friday, and I’m a lazy mother shut-yo-mouth even on a good day, let’s just go with uncreative. Imagine, you’re cruising around Vienna looking for a hot spot to plant ...
Read More »Taxidermy from the Dr. Seuss Universe
Inspired by some of the weirder creature creations featured in Dr. Seuss’s iconic books for children (and really nostalgic and/or geeky adults), The Marine Muggs Collection of Unorthodox Taxidermy mashes together the finest of modern creative works with your love of slaughtering anything with a fictional or non-fictional pulse. These Dr. Seuss taxidermy pieces would fit comfortably between the mounted ...
Read More »The iPhone App Shirt: Why Is Everyone Poking Me?
If you wear this tee, you’re essentially asking to be poked all day. Like some sort of geeky Pillsbury Doughboy. Except when you get poked instead of giggling you let out a proud Wookiee roar. *insert phonetic Chewbacca growl here* I do wish you could create your own custom app page based on your favorite apps, but then again, I ...
Read More »What is the Most Awesomest Thing Ever?
While, for my money, the Internet and boobs are tied for the most awesomest thing ever, I can’t be the judge for everyone, but this website can. The Most Awesomest Thing Ever site uses a head-to-head competition system to try and figure out just what is the most awesomest thing ever. The thing with the most wins is deemed the ...
Read More »TV Hat Really Isn’t Worth The Public Embarrassment
I’m a huge fan of any type of huge contraption you wear on your head. There’s just something about the ridiculousness of this sort of design. The fact that some designer actually sat down and thought that people would actually wear this thing in public is simply astounding. With that being said, I have no shame and no reputation to ...
Read More »Images of Alleged iPhone 4G Revealed
In the classic blurry style of Apple product spy photos, a slick tipster claims that the above photos are images of the casing for the yet-to-be-announced iPhone 4G, expected to be announced sometime this summer. BGR points out some disconcerting facts about these supposed “spy shots”: An all aluminum, unibody enclosure would probably hinder the effectiveness of a Wi-Fi or ...
Read More »House Pets Review the iPad
And much like those of their human counterparts, the reviews are mixed. Chloe the Corgi displays curiosity at first, but then quickly dissolves into aggression and anger. Iggy the kitty, on the other hand, seems to enjoy running her paws along the touch screen. So, really, I guess it just all depends on how you use it. Check out the ...
Read More »Find the Time Clock: Time For a Word Search
I can’t even calculate how many hours of my life I wasted solving word searches. Given many of those hours were spent on the john, it still feels like a whole lot of time gone that could have been used for doing something productive, like curing cancer or threatening robotic babies or inventing the iPad. But I guess it was ...
Read More »Let’s Talk WoW: Observations About Transitioning From The Horde to The Alliance
This is a topic close to my heart as I’ve been a pretty hardcore WoWer for several years now. I’ve crossed the line between Horde and Alliance several times throughout my Warcraft tenure and have tried mentally listing the differences between the two factions. Lia from ForeverGeek does a good job of listing some of the main differences between the ...
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