Of course the iPad just HAS to offer Green Goblin support. And it even offers Wonder Woman support. A woman for Christ’s sake! But God forbid Jobs included Flash. It’s just not the same without Flash. We all know the Justice League just isn’t the Justice League without Flash. Link [via]
Read More »Baby’s First Cubicle: Being Honest with Your Kids
I’m a realist. I’m not going to promise my kid they can do whatever they want, because in reality, they’re likely never going to grow wings out of their asshole and fly. And even more realistic, they’ll almost positively never be President of the United States. I’d say the asshole wings have better odds then that. So I’ve decided that ...
Read More »Video Reveals the Truths Behind the Masterpieces with 3D Imaging
What can 3D imaging do for you? How about a whole lot of entertaining. Samsung crafted this awesome viral video which showcases their upcoming Samsung 3D LED-TV. How much can 3D truly reveal about the origins and inspiration for art? Check out the vid, then you tell me. I’ll never look at The Girl with a Pearl Earring the same ...
Read More »Warning: Only Attempt the Quag Lager If You’re A Trained Professional
I, for one, am not a trained professional. Plus, my hands are too short and stubby for this type of monster drinking. But hey, if you can pull this off, all the power to ya. Who needs a beer bong when you’ve got the quad lager? Link
Read More »Library of Congress to Archive Every Tweet Ever Made
Just when we started to fear that that tweet about our lunch back in 2006 would be lost forever, the Library of Congress has come to save the day. @libraryofcongress tweeted some good news for us fans of completism. The Library plans to archive every tweet ever tweeted, going all the way back to the good ole days of March ...
Read More »DESTROY. ALL. HUMANS.: NASA to Launch Robonaut This Fall
NASA has announced that they plan to launch their R2 Robonaut into orbit in September, making it the first robo-humanoid resident of the International Space Station. Before launch, the robot/slayer of the human race will be thoroughly tested in conditions ranging from vacuum, low gravity and high radiation. Sure, he might be displaying amazingly good will for now. Just don’t ...
Read More »R2-D2 Trash Can: What Can’t Artoo Do?
He’s been known to enjoy a cigarette or two. He’s an avid gamer. And he’s a huge fan of the postal service. Is there anything this droid can’t do? Add trash repository to his resume. Available in both full and desktop sizes, the R2-D2 Trash Can is the perfect spot to dispose of all of that space junk you come ...
Read More »Creepy Talking Robot Mouth Needs More Mustache
I’m not sure if you can actually call this “talking,” per se, but the oral movements of this robot are more akin to the actual movements of human oral muscles then I’ve seen in other robotic works. It’s certainly worthy of an uncanny feeling. Even if it does sound like one of the bots female attendance got a little bit ...
Read More »Porn for the Blind: Finger It Out For Yourself
Being blind means never again seeing a pair of boobies in your face. Sure, you can feel them pressing against your skin, but that doesn’t do much good when you don’t have an actual woman around to unleash her twinnebagos. Artist Lisa J. Murphy created Tactile Mind, an erotic book for the blind featuring raised sexual imagery which can be ...
Read More »Xbox 360 Bling Bling: 11,520 Swarovski Crystals, One Very Expensive Console
Bling�extraordinaire�CrystalRoc took on the challenge of pimping out Microsoft’s Xbox 360 in a PR campaign built for royalty. It took over 70 hours to expertly cover every inch of the console with 11,520 Swarovski crystals. While it doesn’t seem like the blinged-out Xbox will ever go up for sale, I think Microsoft should auction this baby off for charity or ...
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