The Arithmetic of the Internet

No variables here. Just straight up basic arithmetic solves the mathematical�quandaries�of the interwebz. Linking the influences that make the internet such a�smorgasbord�of valuable real estate and endless content. Where do we fit into all of this? Free hugs to the person who can come up with the correct equation for Gearfuse. More after the j + ump!

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Pac-Man: The Movie

Coming to an�imaginary�theater near you. Pac-Man: The Movie, inspired by films such as Saw, Hostel and other “torture porn” films which were released in the naughty noughts. Mr. Michael Pacman, CEO of Paccorp, is about to get a taste of his own medicine. Link

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LOLcat Trading Cards: I Can Haz Tap?

I was a huge Magic: The Gathering nerd for the majority of my early-teenage years. I dabbled in other trading card games, including my short-lived Star Wars trading card phase, but Magic was always the one that stuck around. Flickr user Ochre Jelly attempts to enter his contribution to the modern trading card gaming world with LOLcat trading cards, a ...

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Unicorn Meat: An Alternative Source of Protein and Magic

And now back to our usual scheduled programming. I’m really trying to bulk up my muscles for the summer. Gotta look good in my mankini! I just get so sick of the same old protein sources every single day. Chicken, eggs, more chicken, even more eggs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man who loves his eggs, but mostly when ...

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The Needle and the Damage Done: How to Combat Knitter’s Block

It happens even to the finest of us crafters. One day you’ll be on a roll, knitting a scarf for your daughter in only a few hours, whipping out a quick pair of socks for your son-in-law’s birthday. And in the next moment, disaster strikes – it’s knitter’s block, and it’s here to stay. But don’t go switching on that ...

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Incognito Iris Goes Undercover on the Internet’s Chatroulette Website

Our very own knitting queen Incognito Iris went undercover on the Internet’s Chatroulette.com webpage. Disguised as an everyday teenaged girl, Iris took to the “world wide web” to investigate what the allure of the Internet is to the youth of the world, the future generation of Gearfuse Knitting Circle members! As you can see from the above photograph, the youngin’ ...

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Gearfuse Knitting Circle to Integrate “Cellular Telephone” Technology

All of this talk about technology and the “cellular telephone” might seem scary at first, but the Gearfuse Knitting Circle is dedicated to providing our members with the finest in cutting edge knitting technology. So what is all of this talk about this newfangled mobile telephone device? Many of your grandchildren might already be using one! Starting in 2011, the ...

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We Surprised Janice With a New Set of Knitting Supplies!

As you might already know, the Gearfuse Knitting Circle has been surprising one lucky member monthly with a complete new set of premium knitting supplies and sundries. This month’s lucky winner was none other than Janice Clovefield! Congratulations Janice! We hope you enjoy your new goodies! Could next month’s winner be you?

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Gearfuse Knitting Circle Newsletter #34, Vol. 2

The Gearfuse Knitting�Circle�is proud to welcome a new member to our renowned crafting community. Welcome Doris Hendrickson. We’re all looking forward to your future projects,�particularly�those darling booties you’re making for little Jeffy! News from the Needle Mrs.�Margery�Washburn won third prize at the annual Fleming Quilting Society meet for her cutting-edge and innovative quilting patterns. Mr. Washburn congratulated her with a ...

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