Gearfuse Technology, Science, Culture & More

And now back to our usual scheduled programming. I’m really trying to bulk up my muscles for the summer. Gotta look good in my mankini! I just get so sick of the same old protein sources every single day. Chicken, eggs, more chicken, even more eggs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man who loves his eggs, but mostly when ...

It happens even to the finest of us crafters. One day you’ll be on a roll, knitting a scarf for your daughter in only a few hours, whipping out a quick pair of socks for your son-in-law’s birthday. And in the next moment, disaster strikes – it’s knitter’s block, and it’s here to stay. But don’t go switching on that ...

Our very own knitting queen Incognito Iris went undercover on the Internet’s Chatroulette.com webpage. Disguised as an everyday teenaged girl, Iris took to the “world wide web” to investigate what the allure of the Internet is to the youth of the world, the future generation of Gearfuse Knitting Circle members! As you can see from the above photograph, the youngin’ ...

All of this talk about technology and the “cellular telephone” might seem scary at first, but the Gearfuse Knitting Circle is dedicated to providing our members with the finest in cutting edge knitting technology. So what is all of this talk about this newfangled mobile telephone device? Many of your grandchildren might already be using one! Starting in 2011, the ...

As you might already know, the Gearfuse Knitting Circle has been surprising one lucky member monthly with a complete new set of premium knitting supplies and sundries. This month’s lucky winner was none other than Janice Clovefield! Congratulations Janice! We hope you enjoy your new goodies! Could next month’s winner be you?

The Gearfuse Knitting�Circle�is proud to welcome a new member to our renowned crafting community. Welcome Doris Hendrickson. We’re all looking forward to your future projects,�particularly�those darling booties you’re making for little Jeffy! News from the Needle Mrs.�Margery�Washburn won third prize at the annual Fleming Quilting Society meet for her cutting-edge and innovative quilting patterns. Mr. Washburn congratulated her with a ...

This is what happens when “Finish Him!” becomes “Finish Your Dinner!” Fatalities meet�hospitality�with what I’ve decided to call the “Moral” Kombat shirt design. I have no idea what the actual title is, and frankly don’t care. Whatever it is I’m confident my title is better. Oh, Raiden, you’re such a gentleman! I wonder if Sub-Zero is going to spend the ...

Cower in fear mere mortal droplets of precipitation. Hark, your arch-nemesis has arrived. The Broadsword Umbrella protects any noble knight from their moist destiny. The clouds shall not unleash their condensed wrath without a fight. The Broadsword Umbrella goes perfect with any gentlemanly attire, but it probably looks pretty cool in the nude too. Get your very own for $39.99.

You see that lol in Trololo? That’s no accident. Check out this resident LOLCat singing along to Trololo as it gets its back rubbed. The kitty just can’t hold it back! When memes collide it’s all over. There’s no resisting it. Don’t even try. Link

If we’re ever going to have equal rights for our pets, we need to allow them to have the same access to fart apps that we have. Or at least a dog-friendly alternative. Anything less is just unfair and should be considered cruelty.�The fluffy iBone iPhone dog toy gives your beloved pet a way to call home if they’re going ...