With the ever-expanding usage of Google Chrome and with Firefox still chugging along, voodoo was probably the last thing that Internet Explorer needed. IE needs all the help it can get, but it certainly isn’t getting it from this follower of voodoo, who apparently is not a happy camper. This is what happens when you make a browser that has ...
Read More »Star Wars Porcelain China Plates: Only For Special Occasions
There are maybe two or three times a year that call for the special fine china. But those days call for something especially elegant and delicate – two traits us geeks aren’t known to posses. These Star Wars�Porcelain�china plates allow us to both reflect our true nature and not feel all stuck-up and snobby in the process of trying to ...
Read More »Star Wars Lightsaber Bookends
Using the Amazon Kindle for so long I almost forgot that there are some places where books still come with pages. The Lightsaber doesn�t really spear through the books, although judging from the photos it does turn at least part of them into a clammy mess of scrambled egg. That�s not quite fair: the photos show a prototype, so the ...
Read More »MEME INCOMING!: An Even More Surprised Kitty
Ok, so this one doesn’t look like a little monkey, but he generally looks extremely surprised. I just want to know what they hell they are showing this poor cat. While you’d have to break the jaw of most kitty’s to achieve the same affect, I don’t recommend it. I’m sure the same effect can be done using strings and ...
Read More »Putrefashion: Living Insect Bracelet
If you’re not quite ready to wear the jewelry you made out of your victim’s skin, no worries. Baby steps. You can start with Putrefashion, a bracelet designed to house living insects. There are air-holes so they can remain living while you wear them! Jorge and I designed the bangle for some mealworms we procured at Petco. They like dry ...
Read More »Twitter Cake Wishes Social Media Gurus Happy Birthday
If you’re one of the millions of self-proclaimed “gurus” patrolling the Internetz, chances are that you’re on Twitter, spreading your wise guru words far and wide. In fact, chances are good that Twitter is your main stream of communication to your thousands of�followers�(whom all also happen to be gurus). If asked what your preferred tool of internet communication happens to ...
Read More »The Incestual Undertones in Star Wars Are Way Better When You Add Creepy Music
See? I told you. Flashbacks don’t hurt either. On reexamining Han Solo’s facial expressions, you can clearly tell when the realization hits. Wait for it… wait for it. OH GOD NO!
Read More »Apple Patent Harnesses the Power of the Sun in an Unexpected Way
While Apple hasn’t yet patented the sun (yet), they are interested in what the sun can do for them and their hardware. A newly revealed patent suggests that Apple might be gearing up for a more eco-friendly line of laptops, but not through traditional solar power. Picture this: a mirror attached to the lid of your laptop folds out to ...
Read More »Because Your Dog Deserves a Seat at the Table
In my house, dogs are treated as humans. I feed my dog dried out pieces of assorted meat parts and clean up my dog’s feces just like I do for everyone else in my family. So why don’t they get a spot at the human table? Now they can. The High Chair for Pets allows man’s best friend to be ...
Read More »Meg Griffin from Family Guy Found in Real Life
Meg Griffin’s doppelganger has been discovered, and she apparently resides in some random bank, or post office, or some sort of venue featuring tiny safes. But who care’s about the safes! It’s Meg from Family Guy in the flesh! And there certainly is quite a bit of flesh. Should I be�embarrassed�that I’d still hit it? Nahhhh. No shame in my ...
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