Made to ease neck pain by releasing pressure caused by pinched nerves and the like, (at least so they say, though i’m not totally convinced that the creators of this device weren’t just�orchestrating�some sort of�ingenious�plot to see the length at which people will go to ease their sore muscles), Neck Traction offers some much needed relief (again, so they say) ...
Read More »Ball Scroll Handheld Mouse
I’ve had problems with my wrists for years now, mostly because of the hours upon hours of sitting at my desk, arm poised in the same position for a countless amount of time, mousing my way across Azeroth, or just surfing the good ole net. With mouses these days you can spend half your time just programming the shortcut buttons. ...
Read More »Mobile Remote Control Pacifier Does, Um, Something We’re Sure
With a price tag of $516, we’re sure this Mobile Remote Pacifier has some sort of use, it’s just a very niche-y product. I mean, it would be�absolutely�perfect for the lazy oral-fixated couch potato. Or a legless TV-watching baby. It’s just a matter of finding the right crowd and giving them all you’ve got. So, yeah. Own your very own, ...
Read More »What Would Steve Jobs Do? Wristbands
Watch out, Jesus! There’s a new savior in the house. His name? El Jobso. Sometimes known as Steve Jobs. And you, as a faithful Apple devotee, are a disciple of the cult of Mac. When you find yourself in a pickle, and just see no other means of escape, simply ask yourself, what would Steve Jobs do? And the answer ...
Read More »Map-Equipped Treadmill Takes You On A Hike Without Leaving Your Man Cave
Why even bother leaving the house these days? You can work from home, order our groceries from home. I mean, the internet has really revolutionized our entire culture. And now, the Map-Equipped Treadmill, properly known as the NordicTrack X7i Incline Trainer, shifts and inclines depending on the actual topography of the terrain you set as your own custom hiking route. ...
Read More »iPhone TV Dinner Case Makes You Want To Eat Your Device Even More
If you already get a hankering for an iPhone from time to time (expensive meal, I know, but you might be able to find them cheaper on eBay as long as you don’t mind them a�little�busted up) then this iPhone case is�definitely�not the deterrent you need. This iPhone case makes your Apple device look like a deliciously prepared TV dinner, ...
Read More »LEGO Star Wars Foosball Table
When I first saw this foosball table, I thought the only LEGOy-ness about it was the minifig soccer men. Which is pretty cool in its own right, but ho-hum. There’s just too much LEGO competition. But then I took a closer look and realized that the whole damn table was made of LEGOs. And my geeky flag went up. Eureka! ...
Read More »The Future of Apple
Thanks to the handy-dandy time machine I keep hanging around my office at all times, I was able to jump ahead a few years and save you the anticipation of waiting to see Apple’s product future. You’re welcome. Oh… you’ll thank me later. Link
Read More »No One Cares About Your Farm T-Shirt: I Care Only Enough To Wear a Shirt Saying I Don’t Care
I’ve ceased being one of the few. I am now part of the many. Yes, that’s right. About a month ago I was sucked into the Farmville craze against my will. But I’m not one of those in-your-face Farmville players. Whenever I’m asked if I want to share with friends, I usually decline… most of the time. In fact, I ...
Read More »Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar Holder
When he’s not making promises of baked goods or plotting his destruction of Christmas, Darth Vader just likes to chill out and play with his Wii, but not in the traditional way we’re familiar with. Of course not, come on, could you see Vader gaming to the tune of Super Mario Bros? I think not. No, the Darth man likes ...
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