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No… seriously. How the fuck did you see me? So cheap. Us gamers just can’t shut our traps when we’re playing our favorite titles. At times, tapping away at our controllers, life seems unjustly unfair. And we just LOVE to bitch about it. More reality after the jump.

I’m cool with my iPad Nano. Oh, you’ve never heard of it? Maybe you know it by its more common name: the iPhone. Zing. Let’s not fool ourselves. Despite the fact that the iPad might be nothing more than a bonafied iPhone on steroids, you’ve just gotta have one. The problem is transportation. The iGotaBigAssPocket line of pants will make ...

I friggen’ HATE when the last remaining bit of toothpaste happens to be all the way at the bottom of the tube. It’s one of my pet peeves. This double-sided tube of toothpaste contains two caps, so there really isn’t a bottem anymore, only a middle. So I guess my new pet peeve will be getting the remaining toothpaste from ...

I try to shave my head as often as possible. I’m insecure about my ever-growing bald spot so I like to keep it pretty close. Thank God I haven’t resorted to Flair Hair quite yet. The problem is that if I forget to do it every few days, the mess gets increasingly harder to clean up. And frankly, I just ...

Take these survey results with a tremendous grain of salt, we’re talking boulder-sized, just for the sheer fact that it was conducted through a relatively small sample through a social networking start-up. MocoSpace asked 20,000 of their 10.3 million user base a few questions regarding their cellphone usage when it comes to their love life. And as usual, the results ...

While I’m certainly not creative enough to have ever even thought of merging the two, thanks to Nick ?Neptune? Endean, the worlds of Monopoly and Resident Evil come together to create a gaming-themed board game beyond the likes of which we’ve ever seen. Everything from the real estate to the community chest and chance cards are specifically themed to emulate ...

As it would seem, “electrostatically speaking,” sausages are a close match for the human finger, so they actually work pretty well as an iPhone stylus. Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to take off their gloves ...

When I think of the post-apocalyptic world, literally one of the last things I correlate with the thought is the Wizard of Oz. There’s just not too much to suggest that the world is coming to an end. Just a bad witch gone awry. But suppose the witch went a little too far with one of those little explosion bursts ...

Apparently the Space Invaders military is limited to only the solid colored aliens. So racist, I know. But there is a whole slew of Invaders we had yet to have seen up until now. They come in all shapes and sizes, though they seem to have not advanced to the point at which segregation is a non-issue. All the technology ...

Well, it’s your tenth birthday, son. And you know what that means. Time for your first cigarette! No, don’t fight back. It’s for your own good. It’ll help you grow into a real man, like me, and R2-D2! You like R2-D2 right? That’s right, breathe deep. In honor of your first mini-stogy�I’ve taken it upon myself to adorn your cake ...