People are Evil: Half of Phone Break-Ups Committed Through Text Messages

Take these survey results with a tremendous grain of salt, we’re talking boulder-sized, just for the sheer fact that it was conducted through a relatively small sample through a social networking start-up. MocoSpace asked 20,000 of their 10.3 million user base a few questions regarding their cellphone usage when it comes to their love life. And as usual, the results ...

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Monopoly: Resident Evil Edition Mixes Zombies with Real Estate

While I’m certainly not creative enough to have ever even thought of merging the two, thanks to Nick ?Neptune? Endean, the worlds of Monopoly and Resident Evil come together to create a gaming-themed board game beyond the likes of which we’ve ever seen. Everything from the real estate to the community chest and chance cards are specifically themed to emulate ...

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South Koreans Using Meat as an iPhone Stylus

As it would seem, “electrostatically speaking,” sausages are a close match for the human finger, so they actually work pretty well as an iPhone stylus. Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to take off their gloves ...

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Post-Apocalyptic Wizard of Oz Miniatures

When I think of the post-apocalyptic world, literally one of the last things I correlate with the thought is the Wizard of Oz. There’s just not too much to suggest that the world is coming to an end. Just a bad witch gone awry. But suppose the witch went a little too far with one of those little explosion bursts ...

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The Many Faces of Space Invader

Apparently the Space Invaders military is limited to only the solid colored aliens. So racist, I know. But there is a whole slew of Invaders we had yet to have seen up until now. They come in all shapes and sizes, though they seem to have not advanced to the point at which segregation is a non-issue. All the technology ...

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Lighter Candles for the Pyromaniac Birthday Boy

Well, it’s your tenth birthday, son. And you know what that means. Time for your first cigarette! No, don’t fight back. It’s for your own good. It’ll help you grow into a real man, like me, and R2-D2! You like R2-D2 right? That’s right, breathe deep. In honor of your first mini-stogy�I’ve taken it upon myself to adorn your cake ...

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Take a Tour of the International Space Station

Best0fScience produced this amazing video tour of the entire piss-drinking International Space Station, detailing all of the nooks and nodes of the most diplomatic spacecraft in the known universe. This thing is huge, much bigger and windier than I had ever anticipated. Be warned that the multi-dimensional construction of the ISS leads to some serious nausea-inducing moments, complete with handheld ...

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Codependency Suit: Perfect for Jealous Lovers

I told you that this would be the last time you’d ever do something like this to me. I told you if I ever caught you with that damn Macbook again that’d be the last straw. Our last option, if we want to save this relationship, is the�Codependency�Suit. That’s right, 24/7 surveillance and communication. It’ll be great! We’ll finally get ...

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Forensic Pillows: Splatter, DNA and Prints, Oh My!

Any fan of crime drama shows would be hard pressed not to welcome these Forensic Pillows into their home with open zipper. Featuring a variety of designs inspired by the thrill of the police hunt, these pillows are a surefire way to both nauseate and amaze. I could totally see myself falling right to sleep on my couch with one ...

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Naughty Macbook Pro Unboxing

Light some candles, lay down some rose petals and set the mood music. It’s Macbook Pro unboxing time. Oh, yeah. I’m gonna lay you down by the fire and press all of your buttons. Right on, right on. Just play it cool. If your girlfriend walks in on you like this guy’s did, you’ll really be in the dog house. ...

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