Absurdly dorky and utterly useless? Perhaps. But it’s what could have been that really counts in this case. Mitemite’s Tablecloth Pants include spots right above the knees to insert two tablecloth pieces of fabric so you can comfortably sit and eat in front of the couch like the elderly superhero you are, without worrying about too much spillage. Plus you ...
Read More »Ice Cubes For Zombies
If you’re a blog-reading zombie that just happened to go vegetarian recently, never fear, Gearfuse is here to offer a helping hand. We’ve already introduced a few helpful food and drink recipes, including cupcakes and alcoholic beverages, not too mention a perfectly organ-free brain bowl, but what about a simple memento to help you remember the days where brains were ...
Read More »Battery Snaps Are All Battery
If it got much simpler, there would be nothing to see. Snap a 9v battery right into the LED light snapper doodad and press the button on top to turn on the light. Voila, instant glowiness. I guess you hold the Battery Snap by the base of the battery. Something about that just doesn’t seem safe to me. Just always ...
Read More »Map Envelopes are Even Better Than Postcards
The MapEnvelop project prints your current location inside of your letter’s envelope. A postcard might be able to project a certain image or feel of the general area in which you are, but it’s sort of decieving since it’s not really an exact science. Especially if you throw a few alien robots into the scene. The MapEnvelop on the other ...
Read More »Russian Roulette For Kids
We here at Gearfuse are advocates of teaching the next generation only the best values. Really treating them with kid gloves. Show authorities respect, never say anything you wouldn’t want said to you, always make sure your gun is loaded with only one bullet. You know, the good stuff. The Kaba Kick from where else by Asia is pretty much ...
Read More »Dante’s Inferno ASCII Viral Marketing Scheme Attacks Source Code of Popular Sites
Dante’s Inferno ASCII art has popped up in the source code of some of the most popular websites on the web, including Digg, IGN and Kotaku. All of the art links to the same Dante’s Inferno website, so the source of the coding is definitly not a secret. Appearing in the source code of these popular sites are apparent attempts ...
Read More »Hello Kitty Chainsaw Will Lead to the First Hello Kitty Massacre
You say you’ve never heard of the terrifying Hello Kitty Massacre? Not yet you haven’t. But just wait. There’s still time. And something tells me this Hello Kitty Chainsaw won’t prolong the wait. Not that we haven’t seen some wacky Hello Kitty combos in the past? I mean, hello? Hello Kitty made with random Hello Kitty Crap? The Hello Kitty ...
Read More »Steve Jobs Unveils the iPad (in Diorama Form)
That’s all we need is to rehash the underwhelming experience of the iPad unveiling, but alas, this diorama does exactly that, illustrating El Jobso displaying the iPad over his head like it was some sort of baby lion royalty. Sure it’s cure and all, dude, but if anything the iPhone unveiling would be the announcement worthy of a diorama. But ...
Read More »Got a Cavity?: The Drill-Free Solution is Here
While we’ve been more than amicable with dentists in the past, even going so far as helping them deal with the guff of digging pencil shavings from between your teeth, we have a dirty little secret. Deep down inside, we despise dentists. We loathe them. And not because they’re not the sweetest, cuddliest living beings in the universe, because lord ...
Read More »How to Turn Your PC into a Mac
There’s nothing a little tape won’t fix. Ever wondered how to fit in with the rest of your college buddies? Grab an apple and a big ole’ roll of tape and get to it. No one will be able to tell the difference, I promise. They still haven’t figured out your scale in an iPhone costume isn’t actually an iPhone, ...
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