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You say you’ve never heard of the terrifying Hello Kitty Massacre? Not yet you haven’t. But just wait. There’s still time. And something tells me this Hello Kitty Chainsaw won’t prolong the wait. Not that we haven’t seen some wacky Hello Kitty combos in the past? I mean, hello? Hello Kitty made with random Hello Kitty Crap? The Hello Kitty ...

That’s all we need is to rehash the underwhelming experience of the iPad unveiling, but alas, this diorama does exactly that, illustrating El Jobso displaying the iPad over his head like it was some sort of baby lion royalty. Sure it’s cure and all, dude, but if anything the iPhone unveiling would be the announcement worthy of a diorama. But ...

While we’ve been more than amicable with dentists in the past, even going so far as helping them deal with the guff of digging pencil shavings from between your teeth, we have a dirty little secret. Deep down inside, we despise dentists. We loathe them. And not because they’re not the sweetest, cuddliest living beings in the universe, because lord ...

There’s nothing a little tape won’t fix. Ever wondered how to fit in with the rest of your college buddies? Grab an apple and a big ole’ roll of tape and get to it. No one will be able to tell the difference, I promise. They still haven’t figured out your scale in an iPhone costume isn’t actually an iPhone, ...

While I’ve been hesitant to display my love for plumbers ever since Joe the Plumber came along, there’s something about this Super Mario Tote Bag that seems completely harmless. Just a fun way to brandish my 8-bit pride. Not too mention it would go great with my awesomely sexy and manly Jedi Mario tattoo. Flickr user renatahashimoto says that if ...

Apple’s revolutionary new product, the iPad, might be one of the most mis-titled gadgets in a century. Something tells me this packaging isn’t going to help very much. Perfect for heavy downloads, but only light flow. I think I’ll still prefer to use my USB Tampon. Wait a second, what the hell am I talking about? I’m the man here, ...

Who knew that Star Trek was such a raunchy example of sex in the media. This nearly 10 minute video illustrates just how sex obsessed not only us humans are, but just how down and dirty Klingons can get when they’re in the mood. Chocked full of innuendos, the fun just seemingly never ends. Star Trek: The Sexed Generation includes ...

Are traditional lighting fixtures just not cutting the mustard for your interior decor? Chromochrome mood lighting not your style? You need something really geektastic to light up that big ole’ man cave of yours, and Pacman just doesn’t float our battleship like it used too. Feast your eyes on the gorgeous Sputnick Lamp which is pretty much a spiky sphere ...

In celebration of one of their most popular bookshelf’s 30th birthday, IKEA has decided to give their BILLY fixture a little fun in the sun, setting up a BILLY installment on Bondi beach. The BILLY shelves are loaded with books for the tourists to read. While they might not be expandable bookshelves, they still offer plenty of literature for these ...

Wouldn’t be cool if you could turn any surface into a multitouch display? Portuguese company Displax says it’s not only possible, it’s plausible and practical. The company says it is bringing to market a multitouch capable, super-thin polymer “skin” that can be applied to any material — flat, curved, opaque, transparent, you name it — creating a digital muli-touch surface ...