I’m not sure where someone pulls an idea like this out of, but I’m sure it’s from some orifice on the bottom half of their body. Regardless of which cavity the idea was extracted from, I’m amazed at the absurdity and I really actually love it. This very meta Mech Mario is driven by a mini-version of himself. Or maybe ...
Read More »Bling Bling Crunch: Monster Rings Bring Horror to Your Fingers
At some point we had to come to terms with the fact that we weren’t the pimpin’ gangstas we thought we were. So naturally off came our fake gem rings, in the closet goes the Pimptendo, on went these awesome Monster Rings. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a morbid fascination with gore and horror. I can’t help ...
Read More »You’ll Never Want To Eat The Nintendo DSi Toast
No matter how delicious this perfectly crisped piece of toast might look, how could you ever really eat this awesome Nintendo DSi toast and remain of sound mind. I would regret it for the rest of my days. But my tummy is rumbling. Ahhhh, I hate hard decisions. Link [via]
Read More »Lady Gaga Dollars Reveal George Washington’s Controversial Side
From the looks of that powdered wig, George Washington might have been a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s fashion sense had he been alive today. So enthused would he be that he might even steal some of her fashion tricks. These Lady Gaga dollars by Craig Gleason take a wolf and dress him in a very eccentric sheep’s clothing. George ...
Read More »Retro NES Skin Turns Your Wii Retro
When it comes down to it, I never quite “got over” my original NES console. No matter what system I might play for a few months or even years, and trust me, I’ve played quite a few different consoles in my day, I always come back to the original. Maybe it has something to do with the memories of comfort ...
Read More »Turn Your Old Apple iBook G4 Into a Clock
Now that you’re planning on integrating the iPad into your daily browsing scene, you’ve been thinking of cutting down on some of your other gadgets since the iPad is supposed to be such an “amazing” browsing experience. Ok, that’s cool. Understandable. But it’d be a shame to just toss your old iBook G4 into the wind with the birds. There’s ...
Read More »Google Rubik’s Cube
It’s crazy. Google owns enough major real estate to easily fill up a Rubik’s cube with major tech logos. I mean, Google is, like, a really big deal. And not only that, some of my favorite brands period are represented. You’ve got Google major, you’ve got Blogger, Gmail, Google Calendar. They’ve built themselves quite a little empire, if you haven’t ...
Read More »Pong Anti-Radiation iPhone Case Keeps You Free From Cancer Forever, Yippee!
So you think cellphone radiation is really what you have to worry about, huh? You don’t have to worry about those cigarettes you smoke, the coffee and alcohol you ingest, those UV rays you soak in when you go tanning. No, it’s cellphone radiation, definitly your greatest risk factor. And who knows, with how much we use our phones, smoking ...
Read More »Tablecloth Pants Are Perfect for Couch Potatoes
Absurdly dorky and utterly useless? Perhaps. But it’s what could have been that really counts in this case. Mitemite’s Tablecloth Pants include spots right above the knees to insert two tablecloth pieces of fabric so you can comfortably sit and eat in front of the couch like the elderly superhero you are, without worrying about too much spillage. Plus you ...
Read More »Ice Cubes For Zombies
If you’re a blog-reading zombie that just happened to go vegetarian recently, never fear, Gearfuse is here to offer a helping hand. We’ve already introduced a few helpful food and drink recipes, including cupcakes and alcoholic beverages, not too mention a perfectly organ-free brain bowl, but what about a simple memento to help you remember the days where brains were ...
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